Morning
I have fucked up sleep patterns at the moment, cannot get to sleep before 1am. Then I'm knackered in the day, but by 7pm I'm wide awake again. :(

Need to start drinking whisky as soon as I get home, I reckon. That'll sort it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:11, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I see no issues with this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:11, Reply)

Melanin tablets might help.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Not even in my top ten Spice Girl related pharmacutical products

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Hahahahah

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Sounds like AIDS

( Kroney, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:13, Reply)

SLAIDS
Sleep AIDS

*feelz the noize*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:14, Reply)

kipper tie etc etc

( Kroney, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:18, Reply)

whisky is shit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:20, Reply)

Purely medicinal

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:23, Reply)

wotevs
It tastes like soil and only pretentious wankers claim to like it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:24, Reply)

Well this is confusing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:26, Reply)

I'm trying to understand a philistine's point of view

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:28, Reply)

I've never claimed that pretentious wankers only like it
Only that I dont
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:29, Reply)

How dare you not like something someone else likes? You must be a moron and a cretin.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:30, Reply)

quite

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:31, Reply)

tggi

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:34, Reply)

woznt talkin bout yoo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Can we have an irony check please?.......oh.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:27, Reply)

alright lokesy
Is that cask strength Glenlivet good then? Their standard stuff is take or leave in my book.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:33, Reply)

Very nice indeed
was expecting it to be too strong for me, but didn't seem any stronger than normal strength.
Mind you I only had about a large double, couple more might have been different, especially after beer and wine already.....
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:36, Reply)

I usually add a little water to strong ones
I had a gorgeous Auchentoshan which was 56% the other weekend. It needed a drop. Most whiskies don't need it, especially not the sweet ones.

Also, Balvenie Signature is well lush, get all over dat one.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:38, Reply)

What whiskey do cowboys drink in the films? I'd like some of that.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Bourbon
Not the same thing.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:43, Reply)

That is a biscuit. Even *I* know that.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:43, Reply)

My dad would disagree
He's an "always add water" guy. But just a tiny bit, take a sip, add a bit more, take a sip etc until you've determined the right amount for this whisky.

The Bunnahabhain I'm drinking at the moment literally only needs the first splash.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:52, Reply)

I'm both pretentious and a wanker, and I like whisky.
I therefore find your logic unquestionable, and your conclusion acceptable.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:34, Reply)

I can't stand those 'mmm, peaty' cunts

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:35, Reply)

We should meet and buy each other a pint.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:45, Reply)

can we cup each other?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:49, Reply)

We'll take it in turns.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 11:07, Reply)

+ of whisky

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:53, Reply)

NO WHISKEY CHAT!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:52, Reply)

It's that or nothing seems like
What's your spirit of choice?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:53, Reply)

It was Gin but now I'm partial to a bit of Brandy
or Dark Rum like a pirate (strikethrough)

Whiskey is the only spirit I don't like.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:56, Reply)

Gin for the win

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:58, Reply)

You tried that Kraken black spiced rum?
I'm sure you enjoy a little Captain Morgan warming your insides.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:59, Reply)

No but I will now!
I used to like Sailor Jerry's too until they changed it to make it horrid and sickly
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 11:02, Reply)

Once you've gone black eh?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 11:08, Reply)