So the company has encouraged people to come to work in fancy dress today.
Obviously I haven't because excruciating.

It's funny how women in their twenties seem to interpret "fancy dress" as "dress like a cheap street corner whore with cat ears/devil horns".
( Kroney, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 10:19, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I see no problem with this.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 10:22, Reply)

tggi^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 10:23, Reply)

Me either
You don't think Krones is on the turn, do you?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 10:24, Reply)

no
he's already screamingly bent
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 10:33, Reply)

I had a customer last night who could have had me on the turn.
She was fucking stunning. I was 'well jel'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Nov 2013, 10:37, Reply)

you should have spanged her in the face

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 10:38, Reply)

Is she on LinkedIn?
*adjusts trousers in readiness*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 10:55, Reply)

on the plus side
it makes it easier for you to select next year's younger model, eh?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 10:24, Reply)

It is pretty handy, that's true.
Lets me reject the lumpy ones, you know?
( Kroney, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 10:25, Reply)

and the brainy ones
as nobody with a modicum of IQ would dress up like that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Nobody wants a brain on a woman.
Wasted weight. Better value having that weight on the tits or arse.
( Kroney, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 10:29, Reply)

BITTER AND PAST-IT ^^^^

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 10:47, Reply)

i don't think i ever had it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 10:50, Reply)

Ah now, we know you 'had it' with The Chompster.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 10:56, Reply)

^^^ Upset and lumpy

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 1 Nov 2013, 10:29, Reply)

neither
i'm just fat all over, before battered comes along to say it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 10:33, Reply)

Yeah, this.
See also 'women in their forties and women whose thighs should NEVER bee seen in public'
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Nov 2013, 10:30, Reply)

my legsand arse are my best bits, in fact my only good bits apart from my arms, and nobody cares about those
at what age are you too old for above the knee skirts?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 10:32, Reply)

35
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 10:33, Reply)

oh good
I've got years left then
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 10:34, Reply)

days
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 10:36, Reply)

much like your lifespan if you keep this up

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 10:36, Reply)

bye
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 10:37, Reply)

I was talking more about fat birds, if I'm honest.
Though I'd say my age is about the higher limit of mini skirts.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Nov 2013, 10:35, Reply)

i think i'll still be rocking the A&F mini when i'm 70
it's everyone else's problem more than mine
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 10:36, Reply)

It took me a minute to realise this is a brand, not a description of how revealingly short the mini is

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 10:51, Reply)

Hahahahahaha!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Nov 2013, 10:52, Reply)

that would be C&A
hahaha how funny that joke would have been in the 80's
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 10:53, Reply)

I think it works with Arse & Fanny as well, though.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Nov 2013, 10:55, Reply)

oh yeah
clearly I did not put enough filthy thought into this
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 10:56, Reply)

Believe me, a 70 year old in a miniskirt is indeed everybody's problem.

( Kroney, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 10:55, Reply)

not if you are said 70 year old
get out of my way or i'll show you my hairy oyster card
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 10:56, Reply)

*click*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 14:38, Reply)

PST PIX PLS!

( Peej, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 10:30, Reply)

Sure, if I ever manage to get my hands out of my pockets.

( Kroney, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 10:41, Reply)