Si it looks as though Rory and Swipey are going to get it together finally
What other B3tans do you think would make a good couple? Frogface needs a shag, his nuts must be like Buster Gonads. There don't seem to be many splitarses here tbh.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:22, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Perhaps you could go gay for him?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:23, Reply)

i reckon he's getting it from somewhere
he's much happier, hasn't mentioned getting dumped once, and makes oblique references to milkshakes and pizzas and actually leaving folkstone. my spidey senses sniff FROGCLUNGE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:24, Reply)

Plus his RARGH attitude to everyone has calmed somewhat
My spidey senses tell me this is due to empty balls
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:45, Reply)

WHAT ATTITUDE?????????

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:54, Reply)

i agree
someone is draining them regularly for him.

hopefully he has found a bit more class than round the back of a takeaway pizza joint, though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:55, Reply)

THAT WAS A DECADE AGO.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:59, Reply)

when did that ever excuse anyone from anything around here?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:00, Reply)

I dunno why you're so bothered by my 'conquests'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:01, Reply)

definitely singular, darling

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:05, Reply)

iv ad loadza birds bruv

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:06, Reply)

your YOC membership doesn't count

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:08, Reply)

HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MY MEMBERSHIP TO THE YOUNG ORNITHOLOGISTS CLUB?????

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:09, Reply)

you seem the anorak type

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:14, Reply)

You were one too you dickhead.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:22, Reply)

Nah, I'm good.
I think Battered and Dozer would enjoy a good 'hate fuck', before arguing about which one is right about everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything that exists — past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:25, Reply)

battered would have to take it
those hamsters have clawed dozer's barking spider into a rabbit hole
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:26, Reply)

As he's considerably smaller than Dozer, he would have to kneel on a chair.
Mindbleach time.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:29, Reply)

i thought they were equally vertically challenged?
we're all the same lying down anyway
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Dunno like
East West breast and all that
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:32, Reply)

er, whut??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:33, Reply)

Lie on your back
Tits disappear into armpits = east west breast
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:43, Reply)

urgh!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:54, Reply)

That could work with Battered's 'mushroom cap minus stalk' penis.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:29, Reply)

poncho

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:31, Reply)