OK
Yes, I was a child soldier in Uganda and I shot at least 120 kids over the course of 3 years.
Alt. Fuck off with your veggie shit. I'm having pizza and its going to have meet on. Pro - Its a free pizza. Con - Its from Dominos.
AltAlt. Yes but not for one of the big three. I have a mate who is a councillor for Mebyon Kernow and he finds it rewarding enough.
( Peej, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:58, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Mebyon Kernow = MK of Devon

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:05, Reply)

I'm not sure I get this
Are you suggesting Mebyon Kernow is a place?
( Peej, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:17, Reply)

Mebye I dont Kernow

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:31, Reply)

I'M NOT PAYING FOR IT
just been looking at what I could swap my flat for if I moved to the seaside. have seen a seriously tempting cottage right on the cliff top in polperro.

but what would I do for a job? what's fishing like?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:07, Reply)

They must need conveyancers or legal secretaries in Cornwall

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:08, Reply)

Nah, property changes hands via the rules of tin mine wrestling.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:10, Reply)

oh tangles
you do look foolish when you listen to rory :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:10, Reply)

I don't need him to look foolish

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:11, Reply)

this is a good point

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:12, Reply)

Sorry I am lost. I genuinely am having a free Pizza from dominos
The local franchise owner often brings his mac in for me to fix and I do it even though he doesn't work here and in return he givens me loads of free pizza vouchers.

The fishing is ok I guess, not that i'd do it because its shit and boring. Job? Well we have scumbag lawyers here too, you might even make partner.
( Peej, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:16, Reply)

it was a pizzagate "joke"
never mind.

there are no litigators there. I know. I've tried to find a barrister to go to bodmin country court. it was not easy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:17, Reply)

Well if you can't spot a gap in the market when you see it then more fool you.

( Peej, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:18, Reply)

there needs to be a market for there to be a gap

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:18, Reply)

Well you were hunting for one, you think you're alone?

( Peej, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:19, Reply)

stupid people seem to settle things amicably down there

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:20, Reply)

Here
www.simplylawjobs.com/job/litigation-solicitor-executive-cornwall/2341466?s=normal

Now fuck off with your lies.
( Peej, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:20, Reply)

it needs a london salary though, darling

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:21, Reply)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You think anyone in cornwall earns a London salary? I could earn 3 times as much in London.
( Peej, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:23, Reply)

I don't earn a London salary IN London.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:24, Reply)

there's the rub

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:32, Reply)

well, this is why i say there are no jobs
sigh, look how pretty:

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-38856466.html;jsessionid=F81B826222963B652BEAF7581F533E89

although zero pics of the other rooms does make me wonder if it's a bit of a sneaky fixer-upper.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:35, Reply)

750k for 4 bed in Cornwall?
Its going to be mint.
( Peej, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:39, Reply)

i'd have thought you could let that for quite a lot in the summer
and even Christmas/new year. but imagine the hassle of running it.

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-26135739.html
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:40, Reply)

nice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:40, Reply)

i have fallen a little bit in love

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:40, Reply)

Well, I dont normally do this kind of thing but OK
You can suck it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:43, Reply)

gee thanks

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:46, Reply)

There might be a market for flame haired northern post-op prostitutes.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:20, Reply)

She could supplement her income pretty easily
Theres plenty of pizza places and nearly all of them have bins round the back.
( Peej, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:21, Reply)

Part time job there, free food for her 'clients' (as is tradition), gob jobs by the bins. Done.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:23, Reply)

gob job?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:37, Reply)

Maybe later.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:38, Reply)

The Meateor from Dominos isn't too bad at all.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:16, Reply)

I'm going to have a normal pizza thanks
Stupid names put me off food.
( Peej, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:19, Reply)

how do you ever manage to eat a family meal??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:19, Reply)

I don't eat my kids

( Peej, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:22, Reply)

but you make them eat daddy, though, don't you?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:35, Reply)

or chips

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:36, Reply)

Mmmmmmm chips.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:37, Reply)

I've just had a tuna lunch thingy
It was shit
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:38, Reply)

That's because it was tuna
and tuna is shit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:39, Reply)

It just tasted of nothing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:41, Reply)

I have never eaten Tuna.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:41, Reply)

#LAD

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:41, Reply)

The smell puts me off.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:42, Reply)

Fishy fingers?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:43, Reply)

Maybe later

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:45, Reply)

No wonder you're such a shit flange hound.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:45, Reply)

LIES!!!!!!!!!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:46, Reply)

hang on
my flange doesn't smell of tuna, does yours?!?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:46, Reply)

Dunno.
I haven't seen it in years.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:49, Reply)

Everyone has seen swipes flange
Your Alzheimers must be kicking in
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:53, Reply)

I got the photo's in my welcome pack.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:57, Reply)

Are you my son?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:58, Reply)

Yes mam
*searches for purse*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:59, Reply)