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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have three NEW jumpers.

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:11, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I dont own a jumper

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:12, Reply)
I will send you one of my old ones.

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:13, Reply)
I'm northern innit
Jumpers are for queers

Sorry Jay
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:14, Reply)
Jumpers are kewl. You wouldn't understand.

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:17, Reply)
Alright Brandreth

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:18, Reply)
*countdowns*

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:19, Reply)

o
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:21, Reply)
countdwns ?

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:24, Reply)
I count at least 5 Downs on here, yes

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:25, Reply)
I lol'd so much I nearly swallowed my window

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:26, Reply)
reciprocal officelol

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:27, Reply)
See below.

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:20, Reply)
I always wondered:
If Geordies make such a big thing about wearing t shirts in winter and saying "its not cold" should they do the opposite in summer and wear 3 coats "haa way man this aint hot am fooking freezing"
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:25, Reply)
Ahm fukkin swetin cobs here man

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:26, Reply)
No. We wear even less clothes.
Wifebeater vests and short shorts
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:27, Reply)
Speak for yourself, George Michael

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:35, Reply)
yeah yeah sporters
Young Mr Jay has exposed you and your Northern brethren, just a pair of skin tight gold lame shorts and a crop top for you in summer eh.
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:43, Reply)
I like to stay cool

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:46, Reply)
I avoid them as people assume I am Peter Hinwood otherwise

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:50, Reply)
Must be a lot of suicides where you live?

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:13, Reply)
Bridgend

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:14, Reply)
YES PPL KILL DEM SELFS IN MI GRIM SEESYDE TOWN

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:14, Reply)
Morissey's lyrics don't get any better with age, do they?

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Panic on the streets of Folkestone

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:21, Reply)
^Last of the international play-with-boys^

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:22, Reply)
I should talk
My girlfriend's in a Korma
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:24, Reply)
was it cooked by your wife?

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:25, Reply)
Stop spoiling my shite joke, woman

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:26, Reply)
Big mouth strikes again! EH? EH? YEAH.

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:29, Reply)
i have a perfect pouting little mouth, ACTUALLY
like a glossy rosebud
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:30, Reply)
More like a toilet plunger.

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:31, Reply)
Which had chompy's cock in it

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:31, Reply)
boosh

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:31, Reply)
Yep that was exactly the sound it made

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:43, Reply)
I'm getting a Christmas one.
Even though only cunts wear them.
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:19, Reply)
UNKEWL

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:21, Reply)
I didn't know you were his nephew?

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:24, Reply)
hoho!
10/10
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:25, Reply)
I out-cool you in my sleep El Froggo.
You just watch. Everyone will be wearing them.

I might even wear it inside out and start a trend/ get committed.
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:26, Reply)
Just tie the arms together

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:26, Reply)
+ crossed over your shoulders

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:28, Reply)
You probably do. I'm not cool, but i am nice. SO THERE.

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:27, Reply)
I'm cool AND nice.
All the girls wanted to knob me at school.
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:29, Reply)
I am not attracted to girls with knobs.

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:30, Reply)
Oh please, when the Ladyboys bring their tent to your town you've got preview tickets.

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:33, Reply)
His frogspawn brings all the ladyboys to the pond

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:34, Reply)
Ribbit for their pleasure

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:35, Reply)
You are all toadal bastards.

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:39, Reply)
Big strapon girls, they were, too.

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:31, Reply)
i read this to the tune of fat bottomed girls

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:49, Reply)
Obvious and easy? Yes.
read this to the tune of am a s
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:52, Reply)
as those who have met me and groped it will attest
I am anything but.

fat titted, maybe, but not fat bottomed.
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:54, Reply)
I've met you and you have a fucking huge fat arse.

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:55, Reply)
in your dreams, pervert

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:56, Reply)
Like a binbag full of vomit stuffed down the back of your jeans innit.

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:58, Reply)
I WASN'T WEARING JEANS

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:59, Reply)
WHEN?

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:00, Reply)
WHEN YOU "MET" ME
you imbecile
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:01, Reply)
WHAT AT THE SECRET BAYSH IM NOT ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:01, Reply)
NO BAYSH CHAT

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:04, Reply)
I KNEW IT!

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:05, Reply)
I CANT SAY ANYTHING PIGGLES. I WONT.

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:07, Reply)
i just wanted to get an invite.
just once.
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:08, Reply)
I WASNT ALLOWED TO BRING A FRIEND BUT IF I WAS ID HAVE TAKEN YOU LIKE A SHOT

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:09, Reply)
thanks man.

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:15, Reply)

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