Our backup guy has gone on holiday for a couple of weeks
So I'm spending my morning familiarising myself with the backups. I texted him an MMS plus two SMSs with details for him to check earlier. I've just remembered that he's in Malaysia. I shall enjoy that bill.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 9:50, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Get a work phone

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 9:52, Reply)

No thanks.

( Kroney, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 9:53, Reply)

Its easy
Turn it off when you go home
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Or live somewhere without a reception

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 11:22, Reply)

Where will my receptionist sit?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 11:22, Reply)

On your lap.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 11:23, Reply)

It doesn't cost more to send texts to phones that are abroad.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 10:02, Reply)

Oh yeah? Bargain.
Every day's a school day.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 10:04, Reply)

It may cost him more to receive them mind

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 10:12, Reply)

That's his stupid fault then.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 10:13, Reply)

Prick should've though of that before he went to Malaysia.
Alright Al?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 10:15, Reply)

Not really.
Got a bit of a bug, feeling a bit shit and the mrs and child are off up to Blackpool for a few days seeing relatives. So while it's nice to have the house to myself, it's also weird not having them around.

How's you?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 10:17, Reply)

Blackpool? How ghastly for them.
All good here, the placid-wind-down to Christmas has begun.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 10:22, Reply)

You work with placid? Oh you poor sod, a more misanthropic cunt I have never encountered.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 10:23, Reply)

I have been constantly ill since minibadger went to nursery
It's fucking amazing how a group of things with such pathetic immune systems can harbour bugs that fuck you into next week
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 10:36, Reply)

^ tggi

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 10:41, Reply)

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( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 10:42, Reply)

I currently sound like I smoke 80 gitanes a day
Which is slightly ironic as the only time I've basically smoked in the last year or two was out with you lot.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 11:01, Reply)

She starts nursery next month. I've been told by all my dad friends to anticipate taking a week off work with vomiting and shitting through the eye of a needle

(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 10:44, Reply)

You can't tell where someone is, but it's a UK number, so it's not fair for you to foot the bill if that uk number is in timbucktoo.... it's up to the person in timbucktoo.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 10:10, Reply)

You still get charged more to call someone's phone if they are out of the country though.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 10:35, Reply)

I couldda swarn that you'd only pay more if there was a of knowing they were out of the country via their number.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 11:11, Reply)