Yeah.
Some BITCH here put SULTANAS in a curry she had made. The CUNT.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 12:43, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I bet the Sultan wasn't too happy, either.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 12:45, Reply)

Tit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 12:47, Reply)

How's your boyfriend bearing up, Stunned?
Tell him we miss him :'(
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 12:48, Reply)

He's on the window ledge.
He said you should all fuck off and die and welcomes any hatecrime mail in reply. Texts or gazzes, he said, it's all the same to him.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 12:51, Reply)

Will you break in and nick his records for me after he jumps?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 12:52, Reply)

No problem.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 12:55, Reply)

Cheers love.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 12:56, Reply)

I hate that. And apple.
What is wrong with these cunts?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 12:49, Reply)

And coconut.
FUCKING DOSS CUNTS.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 12:50, Reply)

Now hang on, coconut is fine.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 12:50, Reply)

Calm down, vegesavile.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 12:51, Reply)

Coconut milk is A-OK depending on the type of cuisine

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 13:03, Reply)

Not in a MAN'S curry.
There are only six types of acceptable BRITISH curry:

Curry i.e. Meat Curry
Dhansak
Bhuna
Tikka Massala
Madras
Vindaloo.

The rest is fusion shite.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 13:08, Reply)

^ Gay

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 13:09, Reply)

No, hold on, the other one
MACHO!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 13:10, Reply)

Its gotta be

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 14:10, Reply)

What, no biryani?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 13:49, Reply)

Yes it's covered by curry
because the curry is a vegetable curry. The biryani is the rice.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 13:55, Reply)

You massive currywrong

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 14:00, Reply)

Tikka Masala?!?!
Oh, SOOOOO manly.
Also, MADE WITH CREAM

Now fuck the fuck off.

Thai and Malaysian curries use coconut cream and certain ones are hotter than YM after her daily visit to Nandos
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 14:08, Reply)

It's BRITISH though. So it's in.
Thai and Malaysian are all fusion curries and such are ghee(y).
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 14:16, Reply)

Tasty, so they must be.
Say what you want about gays but we choose your furnishings, clothes, music and movies.

Oh, and what food you eat, beer you drink.

Lovely.

Who run the world? (Gays)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 14:20, Reply)

You don't choose my fucking music.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 14:27, Reply)

I was more on about society in general
Not displaced Yurt dwellers.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 14:31, Reply)

Dhansak is a fusion dish and not very British.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 14:26, Reply)

Tough.
If you don't like it, have dopiaza but you lose a lentil dish.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 14:40, Reply)

Vindaloo is a Portuguese/Goan fusion dish and all
Although admittedly not in the form you mean in your British list
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 14:51, Reply)