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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:43,
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Yes?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:44,
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Its an excellent word, thats all
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:47,
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Cuntbubble.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:53,
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queef
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:54,
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You'd better beware, you'd better take care
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:50,
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I'm fucked, tangles
Fucked
Were I not such a sleep spacktard, I'd be in bed asleep for at least 3 days
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:51,
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Maybe you need to drink less?
Or drink more.
I forget which.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:53,
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I've not had a drink since Friday
Not even any coffee (until now)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:54,
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I imagine you're probably dehydrated, then.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:57,
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No, I drink fuckloads of water
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:58,
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Me too.
It amazes my colleagues. I can easily get through about seven or eight litres in a day.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:00,
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Then, as your attorney, I advise you have four pints of 'premium' lager for lunch
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:57,
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m ve
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:55,
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He was a caring and considerate lover
By which I mean I spunked in 20 seconds and fell asleep farting merry tunes and he didn't complain
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:56,
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I'll be honest, I didn't even notice
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:57,
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*parp*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:58,
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all men fart in their sleep
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:58,
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I'll let you into a little secret:
Most women do, too.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:00,
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NEVER
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:01,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2148737
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:04,
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lol
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:07,
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TRUFAX
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:03,
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like you'd know, flopcock
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:04,
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I happen to have first hand experienced of this most disgusting female habit.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:07,
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your mum queefing doesn't count
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:11,
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No, I am talking about women doing farts in their sleep and denying it.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:13,
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oh, so now it's plural?
stud
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:20,
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UNFORTUNATELY I AM REFERRING TO PLURAL NOCTURNAL EMISSIONS RATHER THAN PLURAL WIMMINFOLK
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:21,
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then why did you say "women"?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:25,
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Because 'women' deny it.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:26,
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Fanny farts are very funny.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:12,
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this^
Mainly from their embarrassment
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:13,
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^TGGI
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:16,
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