Well, that certainly livened up the day.
I have resigned to the fact that Im getting old. Most new popular music is shit, the idea of going on a night out drinking repulses me and Im not sure why people need a smartphone. If you want to know what is happening on your phone, check your phone.

What have you resigned to lately?

alt. Recommend something new for the group.

How well do you all know each other? Who has met whom etc.
I'm curious. Some, more than others have a very healthy interest in the digital to IRL transition of others on here. Let's chat.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 16:36, 85 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I've been old in that respect for years
I'm resigned to feeling shite for the whole week

Alt:
I recommend - merlot, omelette sandwiches, Walking Dead, log burning stoves and hardcore anal pornography

I've met Monty, Lusty, DG, Noel and Barryfromeastenders. THey are all ace
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 16:41, Reply)

I'm a cunt though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 16:44, Reply)

It's all about the Malbec for me at the minute.
I lie an Omlette but not in bread.
I will be catching up on The Walking Dead soon.
I know a few folk with wood burning stoves!

... Way ahead of you on the last one.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 16:51, Reply)

fancy a bum?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 16:44, Reply)

I did
but he stopped posting here :o(
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 16:45, Reply)

I'd eat you for breakfast, Nakers.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 16:48, Reply)

pre cornflake gobble! \o/

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 16:52, Reply)

I want to meet sportscow

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 16:47, Reply)

:(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 16:48, Reply)

id love to meet you nakers xx

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 16:51, Reply)

I'd shower and everyrhing beforehand

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 16:54, Reply)

Have you met anyone?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 16:56, Reply)

I've not met dozer twice
And I don't meeet swipe for lunch everyday
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 16:57, Reply)

I'll take that as a 'no'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 17:00, Reply)

oh yeah you'll take it alright

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 17:19, Reply)

I will try x

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 17:31, Reply)

me too!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 16:51, Reply)

We should get a baysh on the go next year.
When the weather's nice though, aye.

Even though we will all be gone by then in what will come to be known as "The Great Flounce of 2014"
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 16:52, Reply)

no one is going to manc aprart from bear pookie
But he's a shit hat cock gargling mega cunt
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 16:55, Reply)

I am allowed to leave the borough

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 16:57, Reply)

I thought you diviants had travel retrictions in place to help prevent the spread of disease?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 16:59, Reply)

Not if we're in relationships and promise to wear the metal pants.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 17:00, Reply)

kinky

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 17:01, Reply)

I'm referring to geordies here btw

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 17:00, Reply)

I went straight to the homophobia.
Typical queer!
Always burning the rainbow flag and crying about rights.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 17:02, Reply)

I'd meet you.
I have met some 'B3tans'
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 16:59, Reply)

when? yuove only been here 10 minutes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 17:00, Reply)

some I have met twice or more! imagine that!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 17:04, Reply)

secret bash innit
otherwise rory turns up and wanks through the window at everyone with a balloon up his arse.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 17:05, Reply)

We know you've met one...
eh??

EH??

*nudges*
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 17:01, Reply)

yeah yeah

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 17:05, Reply)

i've met.....
rakky
lampito
crow
charmander
himjim
monty
lusty
battered
berk
cavy
lighty
barryfromeastenders
stunned
bgb
davros
coloneldracula
tourettes
catface
crackhouse
al
clendrix
tgb
rotatingwobblyhat
amberl
pjm
chickenlady
psychochomp
jeffthedogfucker
b3th
themightybadger
doctorfrog
gonz

I think that's it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 17:08, Reply)

what do you want a medal or a long strong course of antibiotics

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 17:12, Reply)

Have the majority of these all fucked off never to return?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 17:15, Reply)

Been to a few bashes, Manchester, York and BGBs over in the Yorkshire.
And met a few B3tans at non bash things. I don't like THAT cunt though. You know, with the weird face. Fancy the London one next year.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 17:22, Reply)

I met Monty before and after his b3ta death. And I've seen his Lionel Richie bust. Yeah!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 17:33, Reply)

too, too fabulous

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 17:41, Reply)

Is it the one out the Hello video?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 17:42, Reply)

It had a genuine nazi hat on it, so yes.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 17:43, Reply)

That was his kid, silly boots.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 17:44, Reply)

the two things may be connected

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 17:42, Reply)

They aren't. He said so. He said he was fucking bored of you though.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 17:43, Reply)

he loves me :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 17:44, Reply)

Yeah he said that too, just that you were a bit boring as well.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 17:49, Reply)

i have been called many things
but never ever boring.

apart from on here by chimpy, come to think of it, but I think he was thinking of himself, because I never got a word in edgeways.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 17:54, Reply)

eyes like rape raisins pushed in to a melting snowman

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 17:59, Reply)

far too poetic

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 18:01, Reply)

a heavy mousse is like a silent opera

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 18:05, Reply)

IM NOT CONVINCED BY THIS GILL

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 17:59, Reply)

DON'T YOU START WITH THE NOT REAL REAL NAMES

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 18:01, Reply)

SORRY GILL

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 18:01, Reply)

Monty was killed by a Lionel Richie bust?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 17:43, Reply)

i refuse to believe I am getting old
despite photographic evidence to the contrary. I might dye my hair blue for my next midlife crisis.

Alt: blue hair dye

I've met a few people here and I'm not dead yet, so that's a bonus
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 18:47, Reply)

Who was your favourite?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 18:56, Reply)

CQ
They had sex.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 18:58, Reply)

Cool beans

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 18:59, Reply)

It's a powerful mental image

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:00, Reply)

I dunno what either look like but I imagine it's well sexay.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:01, Reply)

i didn't, but dozer likes to get off on this idea

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:00, Reply)

(I know)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:02, Reply)

good, i just sullied him in other ways
i took him larping
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:03, Reply)

That poor bastard.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:03, Reply)

I know as well
It's just a bit of light-hearted comedy bullying.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:04, Reply)

You occasionally miss the comedy section

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:05, Reply)

dozer loves me really

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:05, Reply)

There are very few instances where my bullying is genuine

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:11, Reply)

I know this really pal. I was speaking generally.
BUT WHO DO YOU REALLY HATE?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:12, Reply)

:'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:12, Reply)

If i miss someone out I'll get into trouble
but I liked b3th and jeff and CQ and tourrettes and lighty and labs and amberl and uh lots of them actually.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:02, Reply)

PICK ONE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:04, Reply)

I CAN'T

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:05, Reply)

YOU MUST

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:06, Reply)

The it has to be you
you don't think you've met me, but I've been stalking you for years - at last I must confess!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:08, Reply)

I am pretty stalkable. Well done for remaining undetectable. Stealthy.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:09, Reply)

i'm a pro

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:10, Reply)

+stitute
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:12, Reply)

like I could charge...

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:14, Reply)

Beats working for a living.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:13, Reply)

alright Richard Head, why don't you do one of your pop up threads with one of your hilarious sockpuppet accounts?
You know, we get to badmouth other posters and then you delete it?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:30, Reply)

Well said! That's kinda what I was hoping for!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:31, Reply)

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:32, Reply)

LETS GO RICHARD LETS GO *CLAP CLAP*
LETS GO RICHARD LETS GO *CLAP CLAP*
LETS GO RICHARD LETS GO *CLAP CLAP*
LETS GO RICHARD LETS GO *CLAP CLAP*
LETS GO RICHARD LETS GO *CLAP CLAP*
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:34, Reply)

I thought this thread died on its arse ages back.
Rory smells of weewee, discuss.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:37, Reply)

NEW THREAD

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:42, Reply)

not a real one

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:42, Reply)