Win of the week has definitely got to be the IMMINENT ARRIVAL of my new shiny superphone
which I can pick up after work tonight. I am squeeing with excitement at the thought, as my current phone is old and shit (much like myself) and I don't have much else to get excited about.

Except my new Barclays debit card, which should also be arriving this week, which has a nice picture on it that I designed.

Fail of the week will probably come this afternoon, when I have a final test for my course, and my boss has assured me he is going to be 'a bastard' about it, and I will end up calling him 'a total cunt'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:27, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

What phone did you go for?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:36, Reply)

Traded in a few birthday and xmas presents, and gone for the S4.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:40, Reply)

I has one of those.
It does all sorts of shit I don't understand.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:45, Reply)

It's shiny and pretty.
I am looking forward to it immensely.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:47, Reply)

i sent you a picture of your girlfriend's pussy last night, and you got that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Wait
is Stunned your new squeeze?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:49, Reply)

She has great seats

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:51, Reply)

no
he has a girlfriend, see ^^
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Oh christ. Imagine the children.
Like a bright orange yeti with one foot & 9 chins.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Haha!
I snorted in the office :(
( Kroney, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:53, Reply)

I'm thinking more 'Chewbacca'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:53, Reply)

I'M THINKING MORE ET TU BRUTE

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:00, Reply)

hee hee
luv u bbz x
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:00, Reply)

better bung me some of that meth to cheer me up

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:01, Reply)

We helped bust a meth ring last month. We got a thank you from the filth and everything.
*prouds*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:04, Reply)

I hope you got Hanks

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:05, Reply)

Stupid pricks making it hard to buy proper lemsip :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:06, Reply)

If anyone asks for cold remedies or decongestants
I'm immediately suspicious. It's a shame, but it's why it *is* so hard to buy things like Day Nurse.

We had this one guy who came in two or three times a week for Actifed, and put on such a show of being 'congested', he punctuated every sentence with more sniffing than Monty on a Saturday night.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:09, Reply)

Wicked !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:13, Reply)