My 40th ended up being shit; cancelled everything I had planned.
One of the best nights this year had to be when away camping with Stunned & Boyce. Lots of meat roasted on an open fire, lots of booze and lots of shit talked.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:31, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

talked stabbed
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:32, Reply)

I've still got the scars.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:33, Reply)

Sorry.
I'll remember to pack the lube next time.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:34, Reply)

Text and book

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:34, Reply)

"meat" is no way to talk about those local lasses you picked up.
And open fire abandonded sofa
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:34, Reply)

leave your spit roast out of this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:35, Reply)

Imagine Monty and stunner kneeling under the stars, naked, erect and with battered slowly rotating on their greasy cocks like a suckling pig

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:39, Reply)

keep going...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:40, Reply)

Battererds arms and legs are tied neatly beneath him, his skin glistening in the fire light as the the sweat built up
Suddenly there was a rustling in the bushes...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:41, Reply)

Pow went the flashbulbs!!!
A youtube viral was born.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:43, Reply)

nearly there...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:44, Reply)

That's fightin' talk and no mistake!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:41, Reply)

Well, I for one could cut glass right now.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:41, Reply)

Oh man...

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:41, Reply)

no squealing piggy
they're going in dry
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:47, Reply)

Camping is always a laugh.
Went to the lakes the other week, 2 nights in an outward pursuit centre place, one night in a bothy. Fucking freezing in the bothy, so someone decided to demonstrate morris dancing, in an effort to warm up. This involved whisky obviously.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:40, Reply)

Wow, that sounds like the shittest thing ever

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:42, Reply)

The guy who demonstrated it actually takes it seriously, most didn't.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:45, Reply)

I take your mum seriously up the shitter most nights

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:46, Reply)

Surely it's difficult to throw a sausage up a windsock seriously?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:52, Reply)