I almost bought a bowler hat today

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 16:52, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You're such a prick :(

( Kroney, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 16:54, Reply)

not to wear... I just like the idea of owning one

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 16:59, Reply)

Well I like the idea of owning an evening waistcoat.
I'd also definitely wear it, because owning nice clothes you don't wear is for benders. On the other hand, wearing bowler hats is also for benders.

Hm. Conundrum.
( Kroney, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:02, Reply)

I could use it as a fruit bowl or spitoon

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:03, Reply)

You should take your attitude towards bowler hats
and apply it to your love of coloured trousers.
( Kroney, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:11, Reply)

what colour are your trousers?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:14, Reply)

BROWN

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:16, Reply)

brown is a colour, therefor he is a coloured trouser prick lord

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:19, Reply)

as a general point
if someone's trousers are brown only because they have shat themselves, therefore making it impossible to determine the colour underneath, does this still apply?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:20, Reply)

Black. Like any self respecting grown up man.
When in a suit, I'll stretch to grey. When I'm casual I'll even go as far as blue jeans.

Red and pink are for girls.
( Kroney, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:19, Reply)

'I conform, that is why I am better'
right.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:21, Reply)

Everybody conforms to dress codes, Cavey. Everybody.
The trick is in not making yourself look a right prick in the doing of it.
( Kroney, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:22, Reply)

I am a very snappy dresser

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:26, Reply)

I mostly don't really bother.
Though I'm very good at dressing smartly, when I choose to do so. It's all about observing the code. Which is why I don't look like somebody that habitually chases fat guys in green face paint around a field with a foam sword.
( Kroney, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:27, Reply)

codes are for chumps

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:29, Reply)

I'd rather be a well dressed chump
than look like CQ
( Kroney, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:32, Reply)

each to their own

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:33, Reply)

i started the craze of wearing tin can armour

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:27, Reply)

And the world thanks you for it.

( Kroney, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:32, Reply)

no, that was JP Gaultier

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:58, Reply)

why didn't you?
hats are ace
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 16:55, Reply)

i almost met you for lunch today
but I didn't get time for it. I've had a handful of raw nuts and some chocolate orange. it's a hard knock life.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 16:55, Reply)

made me own lunch today, that's £6 saved BOOM

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 16:59, Reply)

You're off the DeathRailway diet then?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:03, Reply)

for the moment
might order some more sachets. I could lose the last nagging half a stone in a fortnight, be good for christmas
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:11, Reply)

one day my love







one day...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:04, Reply)

one day we will bump into each other
and will do the awkward "I know you from SOMEWHERE" truffle shuffle
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:11, Reply)

ent no truffle shuffling to be done over here
I'm as lithe as a gazelle
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:20, Reply)

i was talking about the truffle and parmesan encrusted pasta delicacies in gino d'campo

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:22, Reply)

that guy is a massive massive cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:23, Reply)

but his food is very tasty

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:35, Reply)