So what do you expect to be doing with your life in ten years time?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:34, 103 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Much the same as you, I imagine.
Crying about turning fifty, filling my days with alcohol and medication, trying to regain my youth by chasing people half my age, and moaning about how /OT isn't as good as it used to be.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:40, Reply)

Are you genuinely bothered about turning 40? Hasn't bothered me. No point in worrying about it; you can't change it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:42, Reply)

this^
I'm 39 next week and I really had to think about how old I was
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:45, Reply)

*39th birthday fives*
I'm 39 in two weeks.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Ah you youngsters
It was over a month ago for me, I remember when *Sweeps arms around wildly* all this were trees
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:07, Reply)

*sits cross-legged*
Tell us about what it was like, granddad!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:50, Reply)

Ha as if either of you will still be alive in ten years

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:50, Reply)

Relaxing on my yacht, getting a blow job from a supermodel.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:40, Reply)

Posting on here, complaining that it's not as good as it was ten years ago.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Hi.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:10, Reply)

Hi winsome, how are you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Good.
Just got signed off, so I might get some work closer to home.
Hiding in my van now having lunch.

How are you?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:31, Reply)

All good here, ta
Just worked out that, including today, I only have 16 full days at work remaining this year.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:36, Reply)

Nice.
I've not got many more. We stop on the 20th.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:41, Reply)

Dead.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:51, Reply)

fingers crossed eh

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:54, Reply)

Yes

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:58, Reply)

earning a fuckton of money
3 kids, house in the country flat in the city etc etc
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:57, Reply)

You'll need a lot of money raising three kids. Just the school fees alone will put a substantial dent in your wallet.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:02, Reply)

Don't be silly, education is free in this country.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:03, Reply)

If you want to settle for second best.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:07, Reply)

I no rite
I mean I've only ever seen snippets of things like grange hill, but there is no way I want my kids growing up in that kind of environment
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:11, Reply)

I wasn't allowed to watch Grange Hill as it was common.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:12, Reply)

No, neither was I, however I've seen bits of it and educating Essex and Waterloo road and other shit
It's all I have to base a decision on as I never went to a state school at any level
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:14, Reply)

You could train as a teacher,
Get a job in your local school, get to know it and love it, film it and fly it channel 4 for their stupid bullshit hour.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:21, Reply)

A school where none of the kids swear?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:13, Reply)

I dunno looked well shit though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:15, Reply)

For a London comprehensive, it looks pretty civilised.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:16, Reply)

That's what grandparents are for
And tbh, we may find 2 kids is enough anyway
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:09, Reply)

I only ever wanted one child.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:11, Reply)

Dunno.
Working something steady and not too stressful, hopefully have a bit of money for decent holidays and stuff. Still play music where I can, who knows.
Quite happy the way things are at the moment, more of this. So long as me and Ladypig are alright and I've got time and money to enjoy it, then I'll be fine.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Wearing foil in my hovercar, on the way to the Mars Express rocketport to meet my great-grandfather who's just done a pleasure cruise round the solar system after being brought back through the miracles of modern medicine

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:19, Reply)

Seems unlikely really. But you go for it buddy.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Nice username

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Speech marks there as a get-out for the fact that I'm rarely funny

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:29, Reply)

Which one are you again?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:34, Reply)

BM, obv

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:41, Reply)

Oh good, it's gone all mumsnet again.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:25, Reply)

GO FUCK YOURSELF!
Alright Froggatt.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:30, Reply)

Alright pal.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:32, Reply)

Good thanks.
Hiding in the van for a bit. The people who work here are weird and racist and I don't want to have lunch with them as they might call me a Gay for eating brown bread.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:33, Reply)

Brown bread shouldn't be as vilified as it is by the working classes.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:34, Reply)

Right, I'm off back to work.
Take it easy.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:40, Reply)

And you son, keep it real yeah?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:40, Reply)

Stupid work!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:52, Reply)

YM.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:30, Reply)

Still? She'll be almost 80.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:31, Reply)

Like fucking an empty chicken skin.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:33, Reply)

Oh God, I have no idea.
If Im not doing the same I will probably go into HR. I flirted with it in the last place I worked at and loved it.

Don't really care about the job as long as I am comfortable and happy.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:31, Reply)

HR, in my experience are scum.
But you seem lovely. I don't know what to think.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:32, Reply)

Do what I do with him, balance it all out and feel absolutely nothing about his presence and input.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:33, Reply)

It'd be perfect for Jay - HR people tend to know fuck all about anything

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:33, Reply)

You guys!
I'd take a more diplomatic approach.
Tell people why they are shit and how they can approve.

Everyone on here: Your people skills are atrocious, but you make me laugh.

Not you, Tangles.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:35, Reply)

You're right, I do have excellent people skills.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:37, Reply)

Also, lol at 'how they can approve'
I read that in Supernanny's voice
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:38, Reply)

I have tip top people skills.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:39, Reply)

I'd like to have how shit I am 'approved'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:39, Reply)

*approves*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:42, Reply)

*Is approved*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:43, Reply)

There is no medicine for what I have :(

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:43, Reply)

AIDS?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:48, Reply)

I reckon you'll see the error of your ways, find god, get married have a couple of kids

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:42, Reply)

When hell freezes over.
There's no error in my ways. Only pleasure :)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:46, Reply)

A woman for duty, a boy for pleasure...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:47, Reply)

^^ PAEDO

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:52, Reply)

Unruly boys who will not grow up must be taken in hand

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 12:11, Reply)

NONCE^^^

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 12:16, Reply)