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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I think Frank has gone
There's an awful disease you can catch off parrots. It has lots of p's and s's in it. The fact that I can't spell it makes it worse.

Spell it.

Edit - terrible parrot disease. It's more challenging than "wot did u hv 4 ur T?"
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 19:31, 96 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Don't care because tax rebate. Suck my balls losers, I'm outta here.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 19:33, Reply)
How far are you going on a tax rebate?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 19:36, Reply)
hopefully into the woods to hang himself

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 19:39, Reply)
psittacosis
I think.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 19:36, Reply)
You win a pint of fine beer and a whiskey chaser

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 19:38, Reply)
next week?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 19:38, Reply)
Next year
I do a months' work in three weeks in December.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 19:40, Reply)
next week then yeah
Brewery Tap?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 19:41, Reply)
No
This is more or less the last night I get to put my feet up for several weeks now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 19:52, Reply)
I hope he asks a third time.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 19:54, Reply)
see you next tuesday

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 19:58, Reply)
6 bedroom gaff in Ilkley on Tuesday afternoon
If you want to help feel free
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 20:02, Reply)
nah, only have two days holiday until the new year

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 20:07, Reply)
'Rainchecked' again. Poor Doozer!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 19:41, Reply)
oh froog you hateful queer
I've bevvied with TD before.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 19:59, Reply)
As have I.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 27 Nov 2013, 20:00, Reply)
I know.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 20:01, Reply)
Drinking with TD club, here
You're excluded, Frog oaf.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 20:08, Reply)
I am okay with this arrangement :)

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 20:20, Reply)
Best of all the nuts

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 19:44, Reply)
I - T

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 19:42, Reply)
If you can spell IT you're a winner on here

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 19:53, Reply)
winners? IT?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 20:00, Reply)
How is the boat coming along?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 20:00, Reply)
BOAT! LOL!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 27 Nov 2013, 20:01, Reply)
Slowly.
It floats. We were forced to find this out when we got evicted from the dry dock a couple of weeks ago.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 20:04, Reply)
What boat you got?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 20:12, Reply)
35' steel hull narrow

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 20:14, Reply)
I lived in one for a while. Cruiser, 28' twin Perkins, had a belter of a time.
I'd never fancied a narrow, i liked the chance to go seaborne.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 20:21, Reply)
We're doing this as a business opportunity
Bought as a shell and we're building upwards.

There's three of us and I'm the mechanical one. It came with a Gardner 4LW which was in my garage until August, until I finally gave up on it.

I'd love to drop another Gardner in, but realistically it's going to be an Isuzu 2 stroke.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 20:28, Reply)
Post of the day right here

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:29, Reply)
Floaty boat by the sounds of things.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 20:14, Reply)
whatever...

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 21:37, Reply)
Well this is shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:10, Reply)
Tax rebate though. Good eh?
Bye xx
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:19, Reply)
Yeah for you, where's my rebate eh?
I've had to pay "emergency" fucking tax this month
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:20, Reply)
I got a tax rebate last year.
It was an unexpected but a healthy sum.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:22, Reply)
Me too, today. I half expected to be owing them money.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:23, Reply)
You'll probably get a tax demand tomorrow.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:24, Reply)
Thanks Jeff!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:27, Reply)
I had one last year
Except they didn't demand it back, they just informed me they were going to take more every month for a year to claw it back :(
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:30, Reply)
Think of the money you save with your solar powered tent though.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:31, Reply)
Hopefully you will be fully reimbursed within a year.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:23, Reply)
Damn straight, thieving bastards

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:26, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:24, Reply)
No.
This thread is shit and Nakers isn't even trying to improve it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:25, Reply)
Nakers is the worst one here.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:25, Reply)
I've only just got here

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:26, Reply)
^ bent cunt ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:26, Reply)
You made it home safely then

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:26, Reply)
Yeah, I have to say that now I've actually been there I can honestly say it made slough look good

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:28, Reply)
Its hidden beauty is *very* well hidden

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:32, Reply)
Did you feed the ducks when you were on your day trip?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:28, Reply)
No : (

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:28, Reply)
The ducks in Coventry probably have rabies anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:29, Reply)
What the hell is he playing at?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:26, Reply)
He has bentspasticitus.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:28, Reply)
this is my favourite subthread of all time
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1094446
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:29, Reply)
My favourite one was the random insults.
Can't remember who they were directed at, but someone called someone a speed walker. It was well LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:30, Reply)
Speed walker was the only thing I've said here I'm proud of.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:32, Reply)
I seem to recall it was a great sub thread.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:33, Reply)
It was at bear pookie

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:32, Reply)
We won't see those days again.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:33, Reply)
He wasn't even in the thread came back and was confronted with 300 hundred insults

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:33, Reply)
Wasn't it because he went to the pub and didn't have booze or something?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:34, Reply)
You're welcome
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2075149
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:35, Reply)
hahahaha
Still brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:37, Reply)
I was in the pub cos my wifi was broken...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:36, Reply)
Chompy ruined it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:30, Reply)
I liked his contribution and would welcome him back tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:33, Reply)
No he didn't
Oh, you mean......
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:38, Reply)
Interesting to note that you were an utterly contemptible bore nearly three years ago too.
+ pedant
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:33, Reply)
It's genetic

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:33, Reply)
were 'and' utterly contemptible bore?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:34, Reply)
I have edited it so you can read it more betterer

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:37, Reply)
^ LARPer ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:39, Reply)
^ Kevin Webster ^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:39, Reply)
^ Ian Watkins ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:41, Reply)
^ H from Steps ^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:43, Reply)
This made me do a lol earlier
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(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:48, Reply)
So did you get a standing ovation at the end of the show this evening?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:49, Reply)
Your mum gives me a "standing ovation"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:52, Reply)
What does that mean?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:53, Reply)
Nah, your mum just gave me a biscuit like she usually does

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:52, Reply)
Ha. Well the joke is on you.
She doesn't have 'veggie' biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:53, Reply)
Swordfish is on! Boobies \o/

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:34, Reply)
Night cunts and Dozer xx

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:39, Reply)
I might go for a smoke.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:41, Reply)
D'you think I should?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:43, Reply)
Yes, a pipe full of tar and meth

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:50, Reply)
That's breakfast, silly

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:55, Reply)
Yeah.
Cos it's big and clever and makes you look dead 'ard, and women will be like putty in your hands.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:50, Reply)
There will be no one there to witness how cool I am
Might just go to bed
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:54, Reply)
It'll mean spending time with your wife though.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:58, Reply)
Ah shit yeah

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 23:00, Reply)
Still, your side of the bed should still be warm, if a little wet.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 23:00, Reply)

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