Any ideas for a vegi Christmas dinner?
When I was vegi, it used to be nut roast, or lentil roast, I'd like to do something a bit different for some friends, and don't want to trawl the usual sites. I thought with the food obsessed ones who haunt here, someone may have a half decent idea. Nothing containing bacon please.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 18:59, 52 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Nut roast is a good one, because you can have all the trimmings
My mum once did me a really nice mixed mushroom fricassee thing on puff pastry, that also went with the trimmings. Or something like pithivier - you could do that with any filling, butternut squash and goats cheese or blue cheese and pine nuts maybe?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 19:05, Reply)

Good comment #1.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 19:09, Reply)

Is'nt a "a really nice mixed mushroom fricassee thing on puff pastry" a Beef Wellington sans beef?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 19:50, Reply)

See how vile this is Swipe? Gonz recognises the recipe.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 19:51, Reply)

I'm well knowlegedable about food.
Yesterday I was watching TV and someone filled celory up with peanutbutter, and it was nothing new to me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 19:52, Reply)

Are you pregnant??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 20:07, Reply)

Trust me, if you've got any, go and get a veg pealer to the stringy outside and fill the insides with peanutbutter.
It's satay IN a stick.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 20:25, Reply)

'I'm well knowlegedable about food.'

ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Of course you are.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 20:29, Reply)

Ain't you got anyone else's pig tails to pull on, or have they all fucked off?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 20:46, Reply)

It was fucking tasty you inbred raw sheep eating heathen

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 20:02, Reply)

And this is why you should totally hook up on Gonz.
He's a man with...eclectic culinary habits who hasn't had a bit in ages.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 20:04, Reply)

Don't you like mushrooms?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 20:06, Reply)

Ah yes. Another reason for you to meet Gonz. You should see where he stores a button mushroom.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 20:08, Reply)

I've met gonz
But obviously didn't get as far as you did...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 20:09, Reply)

Yes.
Tell them to stop being such fucking fussy eaters.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 19:07, Reply)

Good comment #2.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 19:11, Reply)

Make Tangles eat his dinner at home before coming over.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 19:29, Reply)

Turkey.
They'll never know.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 19:43, Reply)

Meat.
You fucking Mary.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 19:44, Reply)

It's December 1st.
It's not fucking Christmas yet.

It'll be Christmas in about 3 weeks and I'll be marginally more accepting of it then than I am now.

Clown.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 19:44, Reply)

It's for next weekend, cos they're going away over the holiday. Clown.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 20:03, Reply)

A air pie and a walk around, with a lick'n'a'promise for afters.
I reckon you could do something with squashes.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 19:51, Reply)

this sounds well dirty

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 19:59, Reply)

Grubbier than Gonz's spare room when Sexface was living there.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 20:00, Reply)

There is no such thing as a vegi Xmas dinner.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 20:01, Reply)

Twat

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 20:02, Reply)

Go and cook some fucking vegetables you posh tart.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 20:03, Reply)

i don't get why they care
I like meat *and* nut roast

not least because both have euphemisms for male rude bits in them
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 20:04, Reply)

Personally, I wouldn't eat male rude bits

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 20:05, Reply)

Yeah right
Bender mcfaggy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 20:06, Reply)

You'd know

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 20:07, Reply)

Neither of you are fooling anyone. We know you're sat next to each other as you type.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 20:07, Reply)

Alright boozy the clown

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 20:08, Reply)

iPad innit you fat harpy.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 20:09, Reply)

40% proof is it?!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 20:10, Reply)

What time are we meeting on Sunday?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 20:13, Reply)

What time do you get micro??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 20:43, Reply)

I have her the whole weekend; she is staying at mine the night before, so can meet anytime.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 20:48, Reply)

Cool
Reckon maybe 12ish??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 21:11, Reply)

Great. Please would you gaz or text me the address? Ta.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 21:13, Reply)

Will text! Is near Richmond tube station

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 21:23, Reply)

Yes, an ipad operated by a port fuelled angry dwarf.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 20:10, Reply)

Alright Dozer

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 20:11, Reply)

"Get fucked"

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 20:12, Reply)

Anger wankpipe McDwarf

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 20:22, Reply)

^ £24k a year

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 20:25, Reply)

But he doesn't like to boast about it

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 20:26, Reply)

yeah frogcock, yeah.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 20:09, Reply)

Bring back Xavier

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 20:16, Reply)

Some sort of Quorn pretend meat shit, I dunno

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 23:34, Reply)

Although as it's made out of animals it's not technically vegetarian

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 23:40, Reply)

What about one of those textured tofu things, that'd probably go with gravy if that's what you're after

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 23:47, Reply)