Enough of that homo stuff, makes me sick.
What makes you sick?

Alt. Our office do is set to be a swanky, champagne laden affair at The Living Rooms. What is your workplace doing?
If you don't have a workplace... Why not? What's wrong with you? Stop sapping our country dry.

Altalt. Next celebrity to die/ come out/ get yewtree'd *sweepstakes*

I want them to Yewtree Brucie.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:14, 74 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Edmonds

( Peej, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:19, Reply)

Answer to all 3?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:38, Reply)

That jimmy Savile always seemed a bit odd to me, so maybe him?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:19, Reply)

The gays.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:20, Reply)

Paul Walker

( Peej, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:20, Reply)

Wogans Wig's Wag's Wog's Wed.

( Peej, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:21, Reply)

Keith Harris

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:22, Reply)

Dave benson Phillips

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:23, Reply)

paul daniels

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:26, Reply)

Andy Crane
Michaela Strachan
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Are these answers for all alt's and what makes you sick?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:30, Reply)

I detect an air of disinterest today Jason

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:31, Reply)

NO REAL NA.....oh wait does that count for the bummers?

( Peej, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:32, Reply)

Of course not, they aren't real people!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:33, Reply)

Thought so!

( Peej, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:33, Reply)

Imagine not realising willies are supposed to go up WOMENS BUMS, not mens!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:34, Reply)

Technical Virgins are Gods gift to men.
The queers like Tom "Geordie" Jayley should know that
( Peej, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:35, Reply)

I've put mine up ALL THE HOLES
I am a sex God.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:36, Reply)

Nasal sex is not worth the bother

( Peej, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:37, Reply)

Ear sex is pretty pointless too.
Keep having to repeat yourself.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:39, Reply)

EVERY PORE

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:39, Reply)

Tom jayley should release a statement confirming his exact preferences. It's in the public interest.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:41, Reply)

Tom Jayley has let his dad down!

( Peej, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:45, Reply)

Tom jayley is a little boy competing against men!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:48, Reply)

He dead.
Not mine, Gay boy Tom's
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:51, Reply)

THE JOKE





















Your head
( Peej, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:59, Reply)

Use my name. I ent no fairy!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:35, Reply)

You're not? Do you "Still fancy girls too"?

( Peej, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:36, Reply)

I meant no fairy wooly woofter, scared of REAL LIFE spilling out on these boards.
Women have been a no-go zone for me since 1997
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:40, Reply)

I wouldn't have said your real name if I thought you cared. It ain't hard to work out is it.
Best wishes, David xx
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:43, Reply)

Was it one bad experience that turned you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 15:23, Reply)

I heard thats when he cut his knob off so he could dedicate his life to being bummed without distraction

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 15:27, Reply)

GeordieJay is Enzyme?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 15:30, Reply)

When the bird I'm shagging shits all over me and then doesn't wipe properly.

( Peej, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:31, Reply)

Alt: My work is doing a 1920s themed black tie affair somewhere posh
I forget where as I'm not going. It's the Friday between my brother's birthday and his birthday drinks at the pub, so I need a night off the booze between the two.

And if I'm not drinking company booze, why bother?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:37, Reply)

Yeah we were VERY drunk last year and I didn't spend anything
Long may it continue.

Lots of flapper girls about then, no change there.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:50, Reply)

Alt, I'm footing it, so it's a free bar for the lazy fuckers.
Just 4 staff, so not too harsh.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:38, Reply)

Who put you in charge, Rimmer?

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:50, Reply)

Jonny Ball.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:42, Reply)

Why don't you care any more, B3ta?
Don;t you feel that fire in your belly?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:57, Reply)

George Carlin quote.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:58, Reply)

People standing too close to me
Shaky-cam action scenes
Manky, yellow-fingered, fagash stinking cunts breathing their coffin fumes near me

Alt: Fuck that. I spend enough time with those cunts

Altalt: Richard Whiteley/Jeff Stelling/Carol Vorderman
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:58, Reply)

^TGGI

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:59, Reply)

^TGGIUTA

( Peej, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 15:15, Reply)

TJGIUTA

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 15:15, Reply)

DIF

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 15:17, Reply)

Ketamine.
Alt: We are going to the Lansdowne Club in Mayfair.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:59, Reply)

Forgive me, sir, for speaking so bluntly, but those faggots make me want to puke my fucking guts out

( Peej, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 15:07, Reply)

That's mighty harsh.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 15:08, Reply)

but fair?

( Peej, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 15:12, Reply)

Yes. Unlike your fare. Which wasn't.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 15:13, Reply)

Its hasn't been yet, it's the fare of Thursday yet to come.

( Peej, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 15:14, Reply)

You are not required by law to watch male on male sodomy.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 15:14, Reply)

Not right now but once we get sharia law these muzzas will make it happen

( Peej, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 15:15, Reply)

Tom Jayley

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 15:15, Reply)

Its Adam and Eve! Not Adam and Jay

( Peej, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 15:35, Reply)

I remember when Jay meant happy, and didn't have all these unnatural connotations.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 15:40, Reply)

there's a mouse running around our office
or possibly two. Everybody is freaking out.

They're bloody nippy, I'll say that for them.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 15:50, Reply)

It's almost as if they don't want to be captured and killed.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 15:51, Reply)

and eaten.
No? Just me?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Make sure they don't escape from your sandwich and substitute your tail

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 15:53, Reply)