Hello Dears.
Be a love and precis me what's gone on all day.
I would read through but if it's all insulting each other that would upset me.
Kthanx
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:49, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Nothing of consequence has happened today.
Any attempt at insulting has been very lacklustre.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:51, Reply)

cunt

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:52, Reply)

^^ for example

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:55, Reply)

I don't think lacklustre is quite
Strong enough for this standard of repartee.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:06, Reply)

Lots of people harping on about gays
Latent homosexuality kicking in I reckon.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:54, Reply)

Well I just seen Tom Daley come out
on the news and they dragged out (no pun intended) two other personalities who had come out publicly.
It's taken millenia for us to finally admit it's normal so why do news reports treat it like it's not?
Fucken homophobes.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:00, Reply)

If he was a butt ugly nobody no-one would give a shit
Anyone who cares about the private life of a "celebrity", or worse still reads anything about such in the tabloid press, is an ignorant cunt and should be culled forthwith.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:06, Reply)

Agreed.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:09, Reply)

Start with anyone who has ever clicked on the Daily Mail website of their own free will
then those that paid for a copy.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:12, Reply)

now here i have to take issue with you
sometimes it is good to read something with which you violently disagree. also the comments can be LOL.

of course, if you agree with it, you should shoot yourself instantly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:17, Reply)

But enough about your posts....
I would agree with you if we were talking political articles, but we're not. Merely the blind hero-worship of nonentities by sad cunts, who have never met them.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:22, Reply)

Thank you GJ.
How y'all doing?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:55, Reply)

The Boomtown Rats were right about Mondays
It has went pretty quickly mind and I haven't felt the need to gun anyone down.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:55, Reply)

Had a cowboy customer today .
Footmark on her threadbare carpet near the front door. Demanding new hall stairs and landing carpet
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:02, Reply)

Carpet from since the dawn of time?
Did she have her receipt?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:08, Reply)

Never seen this before but on the stairs you could see the wood through
the weave of the carpet. And that was on the risers (vertical part of step)
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:14, Reply)

Tell me why.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:02, Reply)

OT has been quieter than usual today

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:56, Reply)

Everyone is stunned by the Tom Daley news.
It's like 9/11 and 7/7 rolled in to one, but with more of a diving-score set of numbers.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:01, Reply)

my friend always fancies men who turn out to be gay
sure enough, she was dribbling all over tom during the Olympics. pervy turner.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:05, Reply)

didnt a bender bum you though?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:06, Reply)

not that i can recall
you bumsnake
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:09, Reply)

I thought you transformed an ex into an homosexualist?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:11, Reply)

don't believe everything you read on here, sunshine

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:12, Reply)

I do. everything's been completely accurate so far.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:14, Reply)

you oddball

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:16, Reply)

ginger northern posh twat. accurate.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:17, Reply)

not any more
purple headed northern posh twat now. stupid inept hairdresser of doom.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:21, Reply)

you can dye it all you like, you are still 100% ranga

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:24, Reply)

Look on the bright side
Next time you attend a kids party they'll all assume you're Barney.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:24, Reply)

I'm adding you to the "we love swipe" list.
You've out-cunted Rory today.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:30, Reply)

*sobs* "I'm so honoured....I'd like to thank YM...." *bursts into tears*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:34, Reply)

Posh?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:34, Reply)

she thinks by adding 'daaahrling' onto the end of every sentence people wont notice the nothern twang

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:40, Reply)