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 rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
 
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	Well, this is good.
 	What else is good?
What else is bad?
What have you all been doing?
Why don't you love me?
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 17:11,
	
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	soooo lonely
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 17:23,
	
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	Sooooooo bored more like.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 17:31,
	
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	It's not because you're gay. They're alright, it's just you.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 17:28,
	
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	I'm an amazing gay. Im not orange, badly dressed, prissy or camp.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 17:31,
	
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	That's what I'm saying, all the other gays are great. It's just you.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 17:33,
	
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	Yeah? Well your socks were rubbish.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 17:41,
	
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	All the proper gays love them.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 17:43,
	
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	He's really not poofy enough, is he?
 	I've never once seen him say "I'm free" or anything
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 17:58,
	
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	I bet he doesn't even wear a neckerchief
 	 Or have a limp wrist
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	but he does sex men in the bot bot
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:04,
	
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	They don't really do that, do they? I thought it was just a meme
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:06,
	
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	A neckerchief?
 	I'm not a homeless dog sidekick.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:07,
	
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	You wouldn't think that way if you were any good at gaying
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:08,
	
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	Amazing gay, how sweet the sound
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 17:58,
	
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	*salutes*
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:11,
	
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	I need a new series to watch too. Is Dexter any good?
 	Tried that Hemlock Grove thing on Netflix. Pile of shite.
American Horror Story was decent.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 17:40,
	
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	everyone raves about dexter and homeland
 	never seen either myself
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	I'm 4 series into Breaking Bad now and need to have a counter programme.
 	Quite enjoying the old Netflix though.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 17:50,
	
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	Hank accidentally kills Walt Jnr
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 17:56,
	
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	Breaking Bad is great by the way and series 4 is the best one.
 	
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	I'm enjoying it.
 	You said Walt Jr kills himself. Make up your mind.
I hate both of them characters. Hank is being a right prick to his wife and she is now some weird kleptomaniac.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:08,
	
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	she was always a klepto
 	Pay attention, you gay prick.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:10,
	
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	Sir, yes SIR!
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:10,
	
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	oh yer, Gus gets killed by Hector and Skyler becomes a meth head
 	
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	These have to be lies. Hector can barely ring a bell.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:13,
	
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	Gus is brilliant though. So creepy when he cut that guys neck.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:13,
	
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	Lydia and Walt have an affair
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:16,
	
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	Marie gets caught stealing
 	
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	Once, when she was five 
 	
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	Jay's Addiction
 	Big fat cocks in his mouth.
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	dexter whent downhill fast 
 	I havent seen homeland either
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	lillyhammer is good 
 	
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	Yeah that has good reviews.
 	American Horror Story 2 hits on the 7th :)
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 17:55,
	
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	havent had  a chance to watch this yet 
 	have to wait until the g/f is out as she has a low fear threshold
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	It is pretty creepy for a tv series!
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:08,
	
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	tv series are now more cinematic than cinema itself 
 	
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	they aren't though
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:18,
	
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	Yeah cos going to the cinema is now more like watching tv at home
 	
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	nah m8
 	A 16 episode TV series, made up of episodes of 45 minutes each and featuring numerous sub plots as part of a wider overarching narrative is actually more like a self-contained 2 hour long feature presentation with only a handful of subplots at best, due to the inherent limitations of the genre than the aforementioned self-contained feature length presentation.
It's just us that are being thick here.
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	I think that box sets 
 	have created a situation where a TV series can provide a more in depth story-tellying experence than a film.
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	fundamentally different media
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:25,
	
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	THERE ENT NO ONE SELLING HOT DOGS AND POPCORN IN MY BOX SETS
 	Explain that 'WILL'
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:26,
	
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	play.co.uk is stealing them before they get posted 
 	
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	I don't buy online, I support the high street or something. Anyway, I think I just won.
 	CASE CLOSED, SEND HIM DOWN
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:28,
	
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	where do you think that the high street buy stuff from?
 	
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	They make them.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:45,
	
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	lolling a bit at 'storytellying'
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:27,
	
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	poor choice of words on my part I suppose
 	
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	Sons of anarchy is excellent. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 17:56,
	
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	I'm not that into biker culture.
 	Or Charlie Hunnam.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:14,
	
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	Dexter is good for the first few seasons
 	however the last episode is FUCKING SHIT!
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	what happens?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:51,
	
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	He becomes a lumberjack
 	
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 Peej, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:58,
	
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	I love you Jase
 	You big needy fat bummer
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 17:56,
	
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	OOOOH ello sailor!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 17:58,
	
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	COO EE!
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 17:59,
	
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	Check the lallies on her
 	
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	Your aren't fooling anyone Barrymore 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:01,
	
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	* gets out of pool*
 	I watched the Celeb Big Bro he was in recently. He was an actual full blown mentalist.
See also: Coach Trip.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:10,
	
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	I may not be the smartest one on her, heck, Im not even close
 	but my naivete has brought me far :)
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:09,
	
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	Naivety
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:11,
	
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	Naivety (or naïvety, naïveté, etc.), is the state of being naive
 	I dunno how to do them fancy letters :(
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:15,
	
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 	 Gàŷ prïçk
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:17,
	
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	clickin dis
 	
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	you're only slightly thicker than psychochomp
 	And only marginally more interesting than AA.
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	Oh, you BITCH!
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:15,
	
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	I ent being bitchy, just factual
 	
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	I don't care if you die.
 	
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	'Marshall' headphones is well wank.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:23,
	
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	I use Sony headphones.
 	
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	I think it's cos they're sort of square and a bit like they look like an amp that they look shit to me.
 	
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	they are aimed at dull 'classic rock' wankers such as Monty Boyce
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:29,
	
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	Bob Marley ones have good bass. Even with my deaf ears.
 	Only got them as a quick buy too.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:34,
	
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	Hi Jay
 	Fancy a bunk up?
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 Peej, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:25,
	
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	Bender.
 	Yeah, go on then.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:28,
	
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	B3ta power couple FTW 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:29,
	
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	Don't worry I'm discrete. I won't tell your bloke.
 	
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	discreet
 	 It's a homophone, how apt.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:32,
	
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	No I'm discrete. I'm individually separate and distinct.
 	
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 Peej, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:36,
	
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	He can join in.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:34,
	
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	Who will be the filling to our man sandwich?
 	
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 Peej, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:36,
	
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	the 'lucky Pierre'
 	
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	Damn I was hoping it would be me
 	
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	simultaneously botter and bottee
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:42,
	
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	Flip for it.
 	Heads or Bottoms
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:55,
	
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	I was hoping for a sort of 69 situation where the other took me from behind
 	I'm a delicate virgin flower so which of you has the smallest cock?
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	Sniff of poppers and a roofie and you'll be worn like a glove puppet.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:58,
	
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	Could I have two roofies instead? Poppers give me a headache.
 	
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	You can pop em like Smarties if you want.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 19:15,
	
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	OK but I'm not paying
 	
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	alright Stibbins
 	
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 The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:34,
	
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	alright Woodsie
 	You and Jay both like cock, maybe you could go on a date or sutin.
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	not gonna date anyone off the internet m8, my self-esteem hasn't yet slipped that far
 	
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	phew!
 	Fancy a pint?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:43,
	
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	+ of man spunk
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:49,
	
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	I'm happily partnered, but thanks for the offer.
 	
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	I worked like a japanese prisoner of war today
 	I'm knackerd
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	I was working on BIG MONEY investment cases today
 	Our IFAs are getting everything sent in before Xmas.
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	sounds exciting
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:56,
	
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	it's far from exciting
 	
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	Long day today
 	Went to Sunderland. This was good. I didn't get a fishie on a little dishie. This was bad. I did however, get a letter of intent for the installation of a large 3D printer. This was good. I had to drive a 450 mile round trip. This was bad.
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	Never heard of anyone going to Sunderland before and it being good.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:57,
	
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	it looks like s shit version of newcastke
 	Which is like having a shit version of an actual shit
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	Gateshead still pips it in the turd stakes.
 	Sounds horrible, but I did feel a bit povvo last time I went home.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 19:02,
	
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	let's be honest here we're talking about anywhere north of oxford really
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 19:09,
	
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	home by 5 though yeah or those fat cats in management can pay double time
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:57,
	
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	*Golf clap*
 	
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 19:03,
	
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	*drinls heavily*
 	
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