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Well, this is good.
What else is good?
What else is bad?
What have you all been doing?
Why don't you love me?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 17:11,
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soooo lonely
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 17:23,
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Sooooooo bored more like.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 17:31,
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It's not because you're gay. They're alright, it's just you.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 17:28,
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I'm an amazing gay. Im not orange, badly dressed, prissy or camp.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 17:31,
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That's what I'm saying, all the other gays are great. It's just you.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 17:33,
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Yeah? Well your socks were rubbish.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 17:41,
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All the proper gays love them.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 17:43,
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He's really not poofy enough, is he?
I've never once seen him say "I'm free" or anything
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 17:58,
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I bet he doesn't even wear a neckerchief
Or have a limp wrist
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 17:59,
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but he does sex men in the bot bot
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:04,
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They don't really do that, do they? I thought it was just a meme
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:06,
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A neckerchief?
I'm not a homeless dog sidekick.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:07,
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You wouldn't think that way if you were any good at gaying
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:08,
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Amazing gay, how sweet the sound
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 17:58,
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*salutes*
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:11,
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I need a new series to watch too. Is Dexter any good?
Tried that Hemlock Grove thing on Netflix. Pile of shite.
American Horror Story was decent.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 17:40,
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everyone raves about dexter and homeland
never seen either myself
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 17:49,
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I'm 4 series into Breaking Bad now and need to have a counter programme.
Quite enjoying the old Netflix though.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 17:50,
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Hank accidentally kills Walt Jnr
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 17:56,
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Breaking Bad is great by the way and series 4 is the best one.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 17:59,
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I'm enjoying it.
You said Walt Jr kills himself. Make up your mind.
I hate both of them characters. Hank is being a right prick to his wife and she is now some weird kleptomaniac.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:08,
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she was always a klepto
Pay attention, you gay prick.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:10,
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Sir, yes SIR!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:10,
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oh yer, Gus gets killed by Hector and Skyler becomes a meth head
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:11,
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These have to be lies. Hector can barely ring a bell.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:13,
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Gus is brilliant though. So creepy when he cut that guys neck.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:13,
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Lydia and Walt have an affair
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:16,
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Marie gets caught stealing
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:20,
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Once, when she was five
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:21,
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Jay's Addiction
Big fat cocks in his mouth.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:30,
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dexter whent downhill fast
I havent seen homeland either
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 17:53,
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lillyhammer is good
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 17:53,
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Yeah that has good reviews.
American Horror Story 2 hits on the 7th :)
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 17:55,
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havent had a chance to watch this yet
have to wait until the g/f is out as she has a low fear threshold
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:00,
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It is pretty creepy for a tv series!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:08,
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tv series are now more cinematic than cinema itself
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:17,
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they aren't though
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:18,
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Yeah cos going to the cinema is now more like watching tv at home
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:19,
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nah m8
A 16 episode TV series, made up of episodes of 45 minutes each and featuring numerous sub plots as part of a wider overarching narrative is actually more like a self-contained 2 hour long feature presentation with only a handful of subplots at best, due to the inherent limitations of the genre than the aforementioned self-contained feature length presentation.
It's just us that are being thick here.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:23,
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I think that box sets
have created a situation where a TV series can provide a more in depth story-tellying experence than a film.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:24,
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fundamentally different media
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:25,
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THERE ENT NO ONE SELLING HOT DOGS AND POPCORN IN MY BOX SETS
Explain that 'WILL'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:26,
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play.co.uk is stealing them before they get posted
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:27,
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I don't buy online, I support the high street or something. Anyway, I think I just won.
CASE CLOSED, SEND HIM DOWN
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:28,
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where do you think that the high street buy stuff from?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:30,
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They make them.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:45,
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lolling a bit at 'storytellying'
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:27,
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poor choice of words on my part I suppose
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:40,
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Sons of anarchy is excellent.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 17:56,
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I'm not that into biker culture.
Or Charlie Hunnam.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:14,
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Dexter is good for the first few seasons
however the last episode is FUCKING SHIT!
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Peej, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:13,
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what happens?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:51,
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He becomes a lumberjack
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Peej, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:58,
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I love you Jase
You big needy fat bummer
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 17:56,
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OOOOH ello sailor!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 17:58,
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COO EE!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 17:59,
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Check the lallies on her
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:00,
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Your aren't fooling anyone Barrymore
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:01,
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* gets out of pool*
I watched the Celeb Big Bro he was in recently. He was an actual full blown mentalist.
See also: Coach Trip.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:10,
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I may not be the smartest one on her, heck, Im not even close
but my naivete has brought me far :)
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:09,
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Naivety
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:11,
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Naivety (or naïvety, naïveté, etc.), is the state of being naive
I dunno how to do them fancy letters :(
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:15,
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Gàŷ prïçk
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:17,
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clickin dis
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:18,
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you're only slightly thicker than psychochomp
And only marginally more interesting than AA.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:12,
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Oh, you BITCH!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:15,
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I ent being bitchy, just factual
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:17,
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I don't care if you die.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 17:58,
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'Marshall' headphones is well wank.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:23,
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I use Sony headphones.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:24,
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I think it's cos they're sort of square and a bit like they look like an amp that they look shit to me.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:27,
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they are aimed at dull 'classic rock' wankers such as Monty Boyce
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:29,
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Bob Marley ones have good bass. Even with my deaf ears.
Only got them as a quick buy too.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:34,
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Hi Jay
Fancy a bunk up?
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Peej, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:25,
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Bender.
Yeah, go on then.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:28,
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B3ta power couple FTW
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:29,
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Don't worry I'm discrete. I won't tell your bloke.
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Peej, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:30,
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discreet
It's a homophone, how apt.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:32,
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No I'm discrete. I'm individually separate and distinct.
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Peej, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:36,
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He can join in.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:34,
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Who will be the filling to our man sandwich?
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Peej, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:36,
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the 'lucky Pierre'
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:38,
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Damn I was hoping it would be me
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Peej, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:39,
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simultaneously botter and bottee
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:42,
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Flip for it.
Heads or Bottoms
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:55,
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I was hoping for a sort of 69 situation where the other took me from behind
I'm a delicate virgin flower so which of you has the smallest cock?
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Peej, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:57,
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Sniff of poppers and a roofie and you'll be worn like a glove puppet.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:58,
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Could I have two roofies instead? Poppers give me a headache.
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Peej, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 19:08,
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You can pop em like Smarties if you want.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 19:15,
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OK but I'm not paying
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Peej, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 19:18,
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alright Stibbins
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:34,
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alright Woodsie
You and Jay both like cock, maybe you could go on a date or sutin.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:37,
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not gonna date anyone off the internet m8, my self-esteem hasn't yet slipped that far
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:42,
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phew!
Fancy a pint?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:43,
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+ of man spunk
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:49,
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I'm happily partnered, but thanks for the offer.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:56,
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I worked like a japanese prisoner of war today
I'm knackerd
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:46,
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I was working on BIG MONEY investment cases today
Our IFAs are getting everything sent in before Xmas.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:52,
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sounds exciting
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:56,
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it's far from exciting
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 19:02,
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Long day today
Went to Sunderland. This was good. I didn't get a fishie on a little dishie. This was bad. I did however, get a letter of intent for the installation of a large 3D printer. This was good. I had to drive a 450 mile round trip. This was bad.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:55,
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Never heard of anyone going to Sunderland before and it being good.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:57,
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it looks like s shit version of newcastke
Which is like having a shit version of an actual shit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:58,
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Gateshead still pips it in the turd stakes.
Sounds horrible, but I did feel a bit povvo last time I went home.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 19:02,
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let's be honest here we're talking about anywhere north of oxford really
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 19:09,
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home by 5 though yeah or those fat cats in management can pay double time
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:57,
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*Golf clap*
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 19:03,
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*drinls heavily*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 19:10,
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