No real horror stories.
Last years was a champagne and charlie fuelled sublime event.
I left a bit early though as the young uns were getting lairy on the coke.

Few got threw out of the club we had booked after a gorgeous lunch at Australasia. few more had fights in taxi ranks and one kid went doolally at an after party after too much of the good stuff. One of my co workers had a vid of him rolling about on the floor, babbling. Odd.

Can't wait for this years on the 21st.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:25, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

coke is for cunts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:41, Reply)

^^

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:43, Reply)

turns normal people into pricks
And pricks into mega pricks.

Tbh I'm glad it's all full of caustic concrete powder, amonia and hydrocarbons
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:44, Reply)

And yet everybody that does it reckons it doesn't do it to them.

( Kroney, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:58, Reply)

yeah its all about diet coke bruv

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:43, Reply)

...says the guy with the red trousers and the tweed tie.

( Kroney, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:43, Reply)

green trouser today my petite french hen

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:46, Reply)

woah
that makes it so much better.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:55, Reply)

dark green innit, they're Autumnal

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:57, Reply)

The word you are looking for here is awful

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:58, Reply)

I'd post a picture but
A) I don't how
B) the instantaneous wide ons it would cause among the female contigent (and jay) would leave them drowning in fanny batter
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:12, Reply)

You should hijack a thread and initiate a long dull 'help me' section like i did.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:13, Reply)

You still don't know how to post a picture???

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:14, Reply)

I know how to link one
But dunno how to get it from my phone to what I like to call a "hosting site"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:23, Reply)

Generally speaking you go to the "hosting site", then you "register", then you click "upload"
You great big fat green trousered spastic.
( Kroney, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:26, Reply)

from my phone?! really?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:26, Reply)

Ugh.

( Kroney, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:27, Reply)

umnal istic
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:58, Reply)

^ I like and endorse both of the above ^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:00, Reply)

VALIDATION!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:04, Reply)

jealoud of my sexy trousers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:24, Reply)

coke's alright
Time and place though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:49, Reply)

NO WHISKEY CHAT

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:51, Reply)

off your mums arse before she's tag fucked by the Chelsea squad?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:55, Reply)

Like there's enough time between "visits" to get a line out on there

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:58, Reply)

Oh come on, he's from Yorkshire.
It'd be Sheffield Wednesday.
( Kroney, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:58, Reply)

Barnsley Thursday
Wakefield Friday
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:59, Reply)

Chills on Sunday.

( Kroney, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:01, Reply)

Craig t'David.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:10, Reply)

*fills you in*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:11, Reply)

I'm not a cunt. On coke or otherwise.
I don't limit myself as to what drugs to take really.
All fun and games on all of them.

It's people who get greedy with it, or those who already have a superiority complex who turn cunty.

Alcohol is by far the worst cunt maker of all!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:58, Reply)

maybe you should ask a friend to video you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:59, Reply)

I've seen me off it. I'm cool man. All cool.
Everyone wants to party with Gay Jay
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:00, Reply)

I'm a cunt on it
See also:

Beer
Pot
Nothing
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:01, Reply)

How can you be a cunt on spliffage?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:02, Reply)

I'm saying I'm a cunt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:03, Reply)

***INITIATE GJ 'THE JOKE; YOUR HEAD' POST***

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:04, Reply)

I get louder on beer and sillier on "other"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:05, Reply)

I get loud and swear more on beer, and get (more) arrogant on 'other'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:08, Reply)

I really need to swear less often

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:09, Reply)

I didn't have you down as arrogant, frog.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:10, Reply)

No, I'm not really, but Nakers is right about the 'turning into a prick' thing

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:10, Reply)

I really am this blonde Im afraid :(

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:06, Reply)

chortle

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:08, Reply)

I always imagine you get riled and indignant exactly the same time as you at best 'skim-read' the posts you reply to. It's funny.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:10, Reply)

:)
I do skim read, but there's no riled emotions. I'm really chilled IRL.
My frantic typing must suggest otherwise, but I try to be nothing more than thorough in my responses :)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:16, Reply)

upset

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:17, Reply)

YOU used to rile me until I wisened to your ways
Now you're just like an annoying Dad, always correcting from behind a shuffled newspaper.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:18, Reply)

Wisened isn't a word, Jason.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:24, Reply)

See!
Wizened is however, and it describes you perfectly.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:26, Reply)

(he typed, with great indignation)

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:17, Reply)

Calm down mate

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:18, Reply)