TIL that the technical term for pigeon shit is "guano"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:30, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Like: I'm guano shite all over your windscreen?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Bat shit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Mental

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Imma guano shit my pants.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:39, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2164344
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:56, Reply)

Yes well I knew this so am not impressed in the slightest.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:33, Reply)

just because you're a shit shoveller

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Someone's got to move all your bullshit

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:52, Reply)

until recently
one of the most expensive fertilisers you could get...

In the same way that Ambergris was hugely expensive (it still is to a certain extent) but has been surpassed by modern chemicals
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:37, Reply)

I saw a documentary recently for a special type of coffee that is made from shit-out coffee beans.
They had actual Civet farms where the animals were force fed coffee beans due to high demand :(
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:49, Reply)

It's supposed to be delicious.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:49, Reply)

The Honda Civet shits the best coffee beans

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:50, Reply)

:(((
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-24034029
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:52, Reply)

That's them. Poor buggers.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:53, Reply)

LOL

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:54, Reply)

They've never civet so good!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:56, Reply)

It's never bean better!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:57, Reply)

dont mock them they will be bitter
but with a smooth aftertaste
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:59, Reply)

Dont mocha them?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 14:54, Reply)

I'm sorry, but if you buy that kind of coffee you deserve exactly everything you get
morally and otherwise.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 14:20, Reply)

coffee is gross
and the animals are fluffy.

this story upsets me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 14:21, Reply)

Civets are cunts.
Given half a chance they would piss in your knicker drawer.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 14:24, Reply)

they wouldn't be the first

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 14:25, Reply)

You can get those tena lady pads now love
No more sneeze pissing worries
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 14:26, Reply)

But what you get
is a nice cup of coffee, so surely that's ok?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 14:24, Reply)

I really don't care.
I just can't believe that the BBC has written a hand-wringing editorial about a kind of coffee almost exclusively purchased by the some of the worst fucking people on the face of the earth. As if they care.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 14:27, Reply)

And Stephen Fry.
I'm just assuming he bought it ironically.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 14:31, Reply)

If I recall an interview
He bought some for Prince Charles, as a gift for the man that has everything.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 14:33, Reply)

Just to be a difficult cunt
actually, it isn't. Guano "techincally" refers to the shit of seabirds* and pigeons aren't seabirds.

It's used to mean any birdshit in colloquial English but that's technically incorrect.

*yes, I know, also bat shit, for some reason, before someone googles it to correct me
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 14:23, Reply)