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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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because men
they all tell lies innit
(, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:38, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
No wonder he turned up so early to meet you

(, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:39, Reply)
he wasn't early
he was perfectly on time
(, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:39, Reply)
I'm always early

(, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:00, Reply)
"this has never happened before, I've just been out of the game for a while"

(, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:04, Reply)
I'm never out the game, it's just my technique

(, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:04, Reply)
*thunderous fives*

(, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:06, Reply)
can i laugh at this?

(, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:06, Reply)
You might as well, I set it up for YOU, you dopey twerp

(, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:07, Reply)
oh
I did not get that :(
(, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:09, Reply)
You did, I'm just quick.

(, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:11, Reply)
oh, 9.8/10 there.

(, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:13, Reply)
\o/

(, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:14, Reply)
The thing about it is, premature for who, exactly?

(, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:54, Reply)
Why do women fake orgasms?
They think we care.
(, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:47, Reply)
Whoa!
Check 'em.
(, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:39, Reply)
tekkers

(, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:01, Reply)
No we don't
*creates Cretan paradox*

*spluffs*
(, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:45, Reply)
*asks other one*

(, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:46, Reply)
That's not actually the Cretan/Epimenides paradox wot you are thinking of
but in the spirit of friendship, *labyrinths*
(, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:50, Reply)
I like this

(, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:51, Reply)
It's not actually a paradox though.
because logical fallicy.
(, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:53, Reply)
You leave my fallicy alone... I dont bend that way

(, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:54, Reply)
phallacy

(, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:57, Reply)
fallacy

(, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:46, Reply)

Cre b3
(, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:53, Reply)
I like this.

(, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:53, Reply)

All B3tans are liars
(, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:54, Reply)
At the risk of being more of a boring petty cunt than I already am
that's a perfectly valid statement, it's not a paradox. Same as the original Epimenides Paradox. For the statement "all B3tans are liars" as stated by you, a b3tan to be false, there only needs to be one b3tan who is truthful. And it doesn't have to be you. So you can lie, and say all b3tans are liars, and that's still a lie.

although I've still got to work out how to get the spunk out of her pillowcase.
(, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:58, Reply)
I dont know what to say
Apart from maybe driving to Edinburgh and poking you with a stick...
(, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:00, Reply)
Mind you, I'm pretty sure we ARE all liars.

(, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Liar.

(, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:04, Reply)
*touches nose*
*points finger*
(, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:06, Reply)
Now reverse that and walk in a straight line please sir

(, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:13, Reply)
Honest. I've only had a few cunts, drinkstable.

(, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:25, Reply)
drinkstable
Well you dont want to spill any
(, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:26, Reply)
We have a saying round here
"The only time a fisherman is telling the truth is when he's calling another fisherman a liar"
(, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:48, Reply)
Haha you crazy Corns!

(, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:51, Reply)

liar fish-fondling cunt
(, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:56, Reply)
officelol

(, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 16:00, Reply)

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