because men
they all tell lies innit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:38, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

No wonder he turned up so early to meet you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:39, Reply)

he wasn't early
he was perfectly on time
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:39, Reply)

I'm always early

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:00, Reply)

"this has never happened before, I've just been out of the game for a while"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:04, Reply)

I'm never out the game, it's just my technique

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:04, Reply)

*thunderous fives*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:06, Reply)

can i laugh at this?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:06, Reply)

You might as well, I set it up for YOU, you dopey twerp

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:07, Reply)

oh
I did not get that :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:09, Reply)

You did, I'm just quick.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:11, Reply)

oh, 9.8/10 there.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:13, Reply)

\o/

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:14, Reply)

The thing about it is, premature for who, exactly?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:54, Reply)

Why do women fake orgasms?
They think we care.
( Peej, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:47, Reply)

Whoa!
Check 'em.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:39, Reply)

tekkers

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:01, Reply)

No we don't
*creates Cretan paradox*

*spluffs*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:45, Reply)

*asks other one*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:46, Reply)

That's not actually the Cretan/Epimenides paradox wot you are thinking of
but in the spirit of friendship, *labyrinths*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:50, Reply)

I like this

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:51, Reply)

It's not actually a paradox though.
because logical fallicy.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:53, Reply)

You leave my fallicy alone... I dont bend that way

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:54, Reply)

phallacy

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:57, Reply)

fallacy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:46, Reply)

Cre b3
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:53, Reply)

I like this.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:53, Reply)

All B3tans are liars
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:54, Reply)

At the risk of being more of a boring petty cunt than I already am
that's a perfectly valid statement, it's not a paradox. Same as the original Epimenides Paradox. For the statement "all B3tans are liars" as stated by you, a b3tan to be false, there only needs to be one b3tan who is truthful. And it doesn't have to be you. So you can lie, and say all b3tans are liars, and that's still a lie.

although I've still got to work out how to get the spunk out of her pillowcase.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:58, Reply)

I dont know what to say
Apart from maybe driving to Edinburgh and poking you with a stick...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:00, Reply)

Mind you, I'm pretty sure we ARE all liars.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:03, Reply)

Liar.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:04, Reply)

*touches nose*
*points finger*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:06, Reply)

Now reverse that and walk in a straight line please sir

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:13, Reply)

Honest. I've only had a few cunts, drinkstable.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:25, Reply)

drinkstable
Well you dont want to spill any
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:26, Reply)

We have a saying round here
"The only time a fisherman is telling the truth is when he's calling another fisherman a liar"
( Peej, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:48, Reply)

Haha you crazy Corns!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:51, Reply)

liar fish-fondling cunt
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:56, Reply)

officelol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 16:00, Reply)