Are you serious? You actually do smack?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:55, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i suspect by "heroin"
he means "home made yoghurt from my wife's saggy dug-milk"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:57, Reply)

I assumed he meant Heron
Where he sits and tries to commune with a wading bird
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:59, Reply)

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:59, Reply)

lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:01, Reply)

The Bird Whisperer

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:13, Reply)

Birds love it when I whisper to them

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:15, Reply)

*Whispers*
"get in the van and I wont hurt you too much"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:17, Reply)

It's funny because I always hurt them a lot more than they are expecting

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:18, Reply)

But (and this is crucial) not as much as you could...
I like your style
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:20, Reply)

Not seen Brass Eye then Batts?

( Peej, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:02, Reply)

He was off his tits on coke throughout the late 90s

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:04, Reply)

Nope.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:04, Reply)