there's a bird on the train covered in love bites. Awful, absolutely awful.
What's made you feel judgemental today? And what's made you a bit smug?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:06, 80 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I was smug when I received a text saying
"You are totally right and I was disorganised" because I am ALWAYS right, but it's nice to have it in writing, as such.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:12, Reply)

I meant to send that to someone else.
Soz.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:13, Reply)

I would never give you my number, you needy prick.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:14, Reply)

rach gazzed it to everyone for lols

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:15, Reply)

I wouldn't give her my real number either.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:17, Reply)

Very wise, the woman is clearly crackers.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:22, Reply)

I know. That why she doesn't even know where I work.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:23, Reply)

Do you two want to get a room?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:15, Reply)

What? With you? No, we don't *do* that.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:18, Reply)

Meatloaf went really downhill after "Bat out of Hell" didn't he.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:20, Reply)

Come on froggy, we're leaving!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:21, Reply)

Good, I don't want us to be around these 'sex people'
Disgusting.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:22, Reply)

I thought this was supposed to be a Christian forum.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:24, Reply)

I know! That isn't what Jesus taught us.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:27, Reply)

I meant just you two.
To do that sex thing.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:21, Reply)

Yeah, course that's what you meant.
Pervert.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:23, Reply)

He makes me sick.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:24, Reply)

You realise this probably means he is a paedophile too, right?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:27, Reply)

Sshhhhh.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Cameron and Obama.
Arsing around at a funeral, FFS. And not just any funeral but Madiba's funeral!!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:20, Reply)

It wasn't a funeral.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:21, Reply)

Was it a place you go and piss about?
NO!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:23, Reply)

Yes it was
as the south African tend to dance and celebrate the life so there was music and dancing
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:33, Reply)

Silly wogs.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:36, Reply)

South Africans are white aren't they?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:38, Reply)

They're all wogs.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:39, Reply)

The are boring though.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:22, Reply)

But....MADIBA!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:23, Reply)

I didn't even like him in Shawshank.
I'm more sad about Paul Walker.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:24, Reply)

He was a terrorist.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:27, Reply)

It's Little Thatch!
Alright?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Good ta. Yourself?
BTW - I am NOT a tory.

I can afford to vote Labour.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:30, Reply)

You'll give the wrong impression by calling MADIBA a terrorist, Norman Tebbett.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:32, Reply)

AND he was a sooty.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:33, Reply)

Don't talk about my MADIBA like that!!
You're killing him.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:36, Reply)

Shame De Klerk didn't.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:36, Reply)

PW Botha was the bastard that couldv'e got the job done.
He told Mandela to stick his reconciliation up his arse. Died extolling the virtues of Apartheid.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:42, Reply)

I believe the correct term was kaffir

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:37, Reply)

They should have locked him up.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Cameron is a fucking hypocrite.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Well yes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:31, Reply)

If this is the "because he was involved in the Young Conservative/Conservative students blah blah blah Hang Mandela blah blah blah"
Then it's bollocks, and I can't belive how much it's spread through the handwringing press and on social media despite being easily demonstrable bollocks.

Cameron had prescicely fuck all to do with politics at University. He just cunted around in the Bullingdon Club. He did go on some sort of trade jaunt to Apartied-era SA but that's not hugely hypocritical.

I mean, FFS, there is enough actual real cuntish stuff he's done to sink a whole navy of cuntboats, why do people need to make up shit about him?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:51, Reply)

And a vampire bat

( Peej, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:37, Reply)

and a '64 Impala

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:55, Reply)

Michelle was NOT impressed.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:27, Reply)

I reached my destination quicker than someone in a faster car
thanks to paying attention to traffic and reading the roads like a ninja horse whisperer I reckon. I felt the smugness one can only feel with petty oneupmanship that no-one else noticed.
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:20, Reply)

I like to do that.
Someone screams past, slams on their brakes at a light then I just cruise past maintaining the perfectly adequate speed of 42mph.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:22, Reply)

And I like a woman to be covered in love bites.
Shows she fucking loves it!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:21, Reply)

And is EAZEEE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:21, Reply)

What is known in the trade
as a fucking dirty old shitcunt baggage.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:24, Reply)

YM is a fucking dirty old shitcunt baggage.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:27, Reply)

She learnt it from your Nanna.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:30, Reply)

They're fucking rank.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:23, Reply)

H.A.W.T.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:24, Reply)

That sort of a person takes it up the bottom I believe.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:28, Reply)

A brown trader

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:29, Reply)

If she doesn't want to turn this rape into a murder she fucking will.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:30, Reply)

The brilliant thing about *those* people is that they have had shit enough lives to think they deserve it.
LOL
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:31, Reply)

They think it's happening for a reason and don't question it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:33, Reply)

That's why you have to start the regime of controlling early

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:36, Reply)

You have to reward good behaviour with a good arse raping.
Cruel to be kind, you see?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:38, Reply)

Then it's only a matter of time until they think it's normal and enjoy it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:42, Reply)

*touches nose with finger and points at you*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:43, Reply)

Visable post-teen hickeys are a no-no.
Bite marks, maybe, but not vampire-like suckys.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:29, Reply)

I am constantly judging. No smugness as yet, today.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:29, Reply)

I judge you and your kind for creating AIDS by monkey fucking.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:38, Reply)

Don't tarnish us all with the same brush. I ent fucked no primates.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:39, Reply)

No, I know it wasn't you personally, it was your ancestors. Black ones.
I'm surprised I talk to you at all.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:41, Reply)

I blame your lot for overpopulation, benefits sponging and being badly dressed!!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:43, Reply)

Still better than the AIDS thing though.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:48, Reply)

Your lot are spreading that like wildfire now.
Whores.

*throws condoms*
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:50, Reply)

He'll be getting married in March
with all the other bandits.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:39, Reply)

Will.
I.
Fuck.

I'm not exactly 'for' gay marriage.
Or them having kids, just yet.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:44, Reply)

Oh yeah, God approvez of it now.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:45, Reply)

Why do they think they are 'normal' and deserving of all OUR nice things?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:47, Reply)

Don't be ztupid.
Gay monkeys created it in the lab. Laboratory, not Rory's lab.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:41, Reply)

I can confirm this is the SCIENCE TRUTH,

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:47, Reply)

this thread is shit
That's the best line from Critters.

Can someone please do a 'BATTERED IS A PRICK' thread?

Ta.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Sorted.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:44, Reply)

I constantly judge
what with me being better than every other cunt.

I'm not smug about it, though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:45, Reply)