i've got lots to do, i'm buying people from this website presents too, and i've got twelve grand to spend because i am incredibly rich

(m0ngychops, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:24, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

aren't you that electrician guy?
you helped me with some vibrating light switches once.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:26, Reply)

it's possible, i'm nice like that, but it is time for me to go

(m0ngychops, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:28, Reply)

try not to choke on your £20 notes

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:28, Reply)

it'd only a bit to spunk up the wall, christmas innit, 12k wont last long

(m0ngychops, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:33, Reply)

That's nice of you.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:26, Reply)

Morning frogcock.
What's this about you being bullied? Thread deleted? Tell me what cunt did it.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:36, Reply)

I take it you have seen the Famous Grouse ad?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:39, Reply)

No mate seen very little tv recently.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:41, Reply)

You can personalise the bottles and the ad says Pookie Bear

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:43, Reply)

I have. I though somehow he'd got in my telly to freak me out.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:42, Reply)

I did......

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:44, Reply)

WOAH

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Nah, he's feeding messages into your brain through your stereo

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:46, Reply)

Stereo? Alright Grandad, rewind this cassette for me eh? I want to record some stuff off the radio.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:47, Reply)

What's wrong with stereo?
What else would you call it?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Gramophone.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:53, Reply)

I have two reel-to-reel tape recorders.
A nice valve one and one of those modern transistor ones and all.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:57, Reply)

I'd like one of these valve clocks
blog.labvc.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/V400_TOP.jpg
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:58, Reply)

That's because you are a massive bender.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:00, Reply)

Ican poo in stereo.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:54, Reply)

That's because you are a double arsehole

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:54, Reply)

I speak through one yeah.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:58, Reply)

trips
check 'em
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:58, Reply)

Triple trees? tekkers

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:00, Reply)

Thanks mate!
Nah, when I do I thread I like to reply myself rather than just starting one and abandoning it. When the majority of replies were whining and moaning I couldn't be bothered, deleted it before it went anywhere, and decided to let someone else do one.

^UPSET^
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:41, Reply)

Ijust want an excuse to punch some cunt.
I've been following qotw thing well lol.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:56, Reply)

Yer. All very well but I replied nicely and
you deleted me along with all the whiners and moaners...

...Shit! I'm whining and moaning now.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:57, Reply)

THAT IS MY ONE REGRET

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:00, Reply)

I thought your one regret was your bird getting tag-teamed by her fellow officers, leaving you to trawl the internet for fat birds to finger round the back of Pizza Express?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:02, Reply)

When is Rory back off the step?
He's much better at this sort of thing than me.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:03, Reply)

i don't think he got stepped
I think he got bored
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:04, Reply)

I'd say you were both equally entertaining.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:05, Reply)

Well you'd be wrong to think that.
It was Dominos.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:04, Reply)