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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I think I'm having the chili cheese stack burger with spicy fries.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:25, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Are your tastebuds that fucked that you can't tell?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:25, Reply)
I'm deciding for tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:28, Reply)
I'm thinking your thinking is good thinking

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:25, Reply)
I'm thinking this guy knows his oats

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:28, Reply)
he's getting boiled rice and ratatouille

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:30, Reply)
Burger King for lunch then, that's decided.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:31, Reply)
Dinner woes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:32, Reply)
i have some beautifully aged parmesan that smells like a tramp's foreskin
for him to sprinkle on top. i'm not a complete monster.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:33, Reply)
My lunch week of silverside beef and tikka chicken was fucking NOM

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:34, Reply)
urgh
what's wrong with you?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:35, Reply)
Nothing now

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:36, Reply)
Just melt it yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:34, Reply)
I might have a wank in a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:25, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2167549
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:27, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2167571
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:34, Reply)
ha!
I was just going to do that
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:43, Reply)
Cool. Enjoy!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:28, Reply)
that pasta salad cost me £9.80
and now I've just yakked the whole lot up
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:29, Reply)
And now he has something to picture as he wanks.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:30, Reply)
bulimia never made financial sense

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:30, Reply)
esp "involuntary battered's cock pumping out a lonely stream of watery jizz" induced bulimia

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:31, Reply)
Of course it does
Twice the taste, none of the calories
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:31, Reply)
You were fuckin' robbed.
£9 for a pasta salad?!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Shhhh! She thinks that's 'normal'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Gillian, think how much pasta costs.
Then think how much salad costs.

Then imagine the owners of where you bought it from, lying on a bed made of money.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Now you've made her want a bed made of money.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Women, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:51, Reply)
in their defence
that included a bottle of mineral water
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:51, Reply)
Robbed.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:55, Reply)
it was vair vair tasty

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:58, Reply)
man, iwant that
bring it to my house now
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:27, Reply)
www.deliverance.co.uk
they will
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:28, Reply)
*squeals like a pig*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:28, Reply)
I had a burger DELIVERED
Imaging that!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:29, Reply)
*imagines*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:32, Reply)
For me, it's a very real thing.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:33, Reply)
*impotent Northern rage*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:34, Reply)
Only once though, and I wouldn't waste MY money on it.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:35, Reply)
imagine a menu stuffed to the gills
with thai, indian, Chinese, pizzas, Italian, middle eastern, all sorts of salads, cheeses, American grills...

and choosing a burger.

MEN.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:34, Reply)
You did what with a menu, Gill?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:35, Reply)
1st lol today!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:37, Reply)
Scrub that, I thought Sportscow said it

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:38, Reply)
He is funny, isn't he?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:39, Reply)
It's the way he tells them.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:40, Reply)
I can't believe it either, it was almost like someone suggested it and I went along with it for an easy life.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:36, Reply)
WELL IF YOUR BOSS TOLD YOU TO SHIT ON YOUR OWN CHEST AND SMEAR IT IN, WOULD YOU DO IT?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:58, Reply)
MY BOSS WOULDN'T DO THAT HE'D TAKE ME TO BARCELONA AND GIVE ME WADS OF CASH WITHOUT HAVING TO PERFORM FOR HIM

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:59, Reply)
I need somewhere in Manc that delivers nice Sunday lunches.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Even to Wales?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:29, Reply)
i suspect it's london only

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:30, Reply)
probably for the best
only 2lbs to go. Actually, fuck it I might just eat chips for tea and lose the last after christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:31, Reply)
i say do this
chocolate biscuits ftw
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:31, Reply)
true
but I just can't wait until I am offcially a socially acceptable weight, i expect I will suddenly become successful, attractive and perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Aye, it's a good life, it's true

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:47, Reply)
if telly and stuff are to be believed
I am going to be swamped with cock in 2lbs time
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:50, Reply)
you don't want it
cock causes nothing but problems
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:52, Reply)
i heard thin people don't have problems
I'm so excited
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:52, Reply)
We don't

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:54, Reply)
oh man
it must be like a paradise
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:56, Reply)
It takes hard work and dedication to look this good.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:57, Reply)
he certainly gets a lot of cock

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Yes I'm glad you kept yours in that jar.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:58, Reply)
It is to be believed. Always believe everything on telly. If it wasn't true they wouldn't be allowed to show it.
SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:52, Reply)
What weight are you trying to hit?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:53, Reply)
the weight 2lbs lighter than I am right now
tesco says it's the right weight
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:55, Reply)
you'll have what you're told

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:28, Reply)
I was actually thinking that after remembering that menu is too big

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:29, Reply)
i think it might be for the best for both of us

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:30, Reply)
Deal. Although get some meat please. Thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:31, Reply)
you meant this to sound rude, right?
I'll ask the delivery boy. maybe he can give me the tip.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:32, Reply)
Is he a leper?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:33, Reply)
Of course.
First course.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:33, Reply)

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