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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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20ish days until the New Year
Any resolutions planned?

Or is that all a load of sweaty, cheesy bollocks?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 19:41, 115 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
What she said.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 12 Dec 2013, 19:43, Reply)
I hate all the new year bollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 19:49, Reply)
Me too.
Pubs full of amateur drinkers, parties that are completely contrived etc.

A few early pints & dinner with a couple of friends FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 19:51, Reply)
I hate forced fun, all the 'you've got to go out, it's New Year's Eve!' Rubbish.
No I fucking haven't. You have the right idea.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 19:54, Reply)
You'll do what swipe tells you to do

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 19:55, Reply)
This is probably true.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 19:56, Reply)
Dinner, drinks and a turn at the golf club this year.
The pub was shit last year, we went home before midnight ffs.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 12 Dec 2013, 19:54, Reply)
The last one I stayed at home on my own, and I had a better time than when surrounded by drunk wankers who want to be yer besht mate down the boozer

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 19:55, Reply)
The drunk wankers probably had a better time and all

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 19:57, Reply)
Yeah I saw you were there so I didn't go in.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 19:58, Reply)
I'm normally in bed before midnight. Don't see why that one day of the year should be any different.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 19:59, Reply)
I have NEVER had a good night out on New Years.
I'd sooner start a new year without a raging headache.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:00, Reply)
I took my younger sister (back when we were still in touch) to New York for 2000. That's the last time I made any effort.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:01, Reply)
I expect gong away is more fun.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:06, Reply)
An expensive time of year to do so however.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:14, Reply)
'Amateur drinkers'
DRINK PROBLEM AHOY!
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 21:12, Reply)
Woah, woah, don't go using up the January threads already

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 19:52, Reply)
You could be right, the way things have been around here we will all be discussing Easter before 12th night.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 19:53, Reply)
Going anywhere nice next year?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 12 Dec 2013, 19:55, Reply)
Not sure, but what about you? I hope you've got Halloween planned; it isn't far away!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:02, Reply)
I went to the travel agent's and he asked,
"Had your hair cut this year yet?"
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:06, Reply)
'Something for the weekend?' doesn't sound quite right when heard in Thomas Cook.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:15, Reply)
Resolutions are for cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:08, Reply)
Hello new person

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:09, Reply)
Hi.
I've been lurking a while, thought I'd say hi.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:11, Reply)
You are most welcome.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:13, Reply)
What have I missed?
Anything good going down?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:13, Reply)
Not an awful lot pal. Bit quiet here at the moment. There was some mental breakdown on QOTW today but I dunno who the fella is really.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:16, Reply)
I've been in Somerset. Hate it.
Still. It's work.
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:22, Reply)
I have spent the whole week recovering from going mental in Barcelona last weekend. I still feel shit. And I have a cold.
But other than that generally very good indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:24, Reply)
Awesome.
I didn't know you were going away. Was it fun?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:25, Reply)
It was the work xmas long weekend. I totally overdid everything I could get my hands on.
So, yes, it was great fun!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:27, Reply)
Spanish birds are well fit innit bruv

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:28, Reply)
Didn't see many tbh!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:29, Reply)
Are you having eye trouble to match with your ear trouble?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:36, Reply)
The state I was in I'm surprised I'm still alive.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:40, Reply)
alright winders
Ringofyre finally went full retard
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:17, Reply)
He'll be back.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:18, Reply)
If he really did email my CEO he'll see the funny side of me being harassed by a mental Aussie blubberer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:27, Reply)
Again?
Is there a thread or did he delete?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:21, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/celebencounters3/post2166989
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:23, Reply)
Good god

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:32, Reply)
Quite.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:33, Reply)
he broke the fourth wall
Even the mods despise him.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:33, Reply)
It's quite beautiful
I'm guessing the weirdo defending him is him. Or his wife or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:37, Reply)
nah, just an idiot
Even his wife hates him.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:38, Reply)
I'd like to take this opportunity to add

GREGG WALLACE IS A FUCKING CUNT

Thanks for reading.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:18, Reply)
I hate how he removes the spoon from his mouth at a ridiculously slow pace.
There, I've said it.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:20, Reply)
He's a crook.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:21, Reply)
Is he?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:22, Reply)
Barrow boy thug apparently.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:23, Reply)
he looks like a potato

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:24, Reply)
With terrible teeth.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:27, Reply)
I knew he was shifty.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:26, Reply)
where's that record anyway?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:27, Reply)
Sent today finally. Sozzles xx

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:29, Reply)
aight me #1 nigga

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:30, Reply)
I keep forgetting stuff. Maybe I have a brain tumour

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:32, Reply)
hopefully

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:32, Reply)
Nah, You're shagging swipe. That's all.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:32, Reply)
NO COMMENT FOR FEAR OF REPRISALS

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:34, Reply)
how does it feel to have psychochimp's sloppy seconds?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:35, Reply)
I would imagine it is not dissimilar to people I have been with who have also slept with others years before me, you utter moron.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:38, Reply)
he's more of a man than you'll ever be

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:40, Reply)
Rape raisins.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:40, Reply)
enormobush

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:52, Reply)
You may wish to read this
www.amazon.co.uk/How-Win-Friends-Influence-People/dp/0091906814/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1386881079&sr=1-1&keywords=how+to+win+friends+and+influence+people
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:45, Reply)
*awaits boring Dozer literary review*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:47, Reply)
you may wish to read something a bit more challenging than Dan Brown
Something like 2000 AD or sutin.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:50, Reply)
Who is Dan Brown?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:50, Reply)
Da Vinci code spazwit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:51, Reply)
Ah. Never read any of that. I prefer books I can colour in or chew.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:53, Reply)
yes, I have heard this from several reputable sources

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:54, Reply)
Our exchange yesterday about The Prisoner has reminded me to watch the series again. Ta.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:36, Reply)
I have the box set I might begin again. It's great.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:39, Reply)
Boxset fives

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:43, Reply)
be seeing you

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:45, Reply)
I am not a number, I am a free man!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:48, Reply)
hahahahahahhahahahahhahahah

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:49, Reply)
we should find the equivilent thread from last year and see who kept their resolutions

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:19, Reply)
Good idea.
I'm sure I said something about being a good husband...
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:20, Reply)
I'm going to stop insulting strangers on the internet, and find something more constructive to do with my remaining time.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:40, Reply)
no you're not

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:45, Reply)
get fucked

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:47, Reply)
it's alright, I've got until the end of the month to get it all out of my system

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:48, Reply)
i look forward to it

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:49, Reply)
alright Drimbleplops

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:51, Reply)
SPLENDID
you?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:59, Reply)
yer not bad ta
Lots of irons, lots of fires ent it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 21:01, Reply)
world's most dangerous 18 hole

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 21:03, Reply)
no, that's swipe

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 21:06, Reply)
:O

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 21:10, Reply)
the big bang theory really is dreadful

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:56, Reply)
Don't you like lowest common denominator, 'jokes' you can see coming a mile off, cheesy yank sitcoms?
Next you'll be saying you don't like Friends.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:59, Reply)
the only thing worth watching on Friends was Aniston.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 21:00, Reply)
...."I'm going commando too"...
*spaffs*
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 21:03, Reply)
thanks fir your input, Alfonso Bongo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 21:04, Reply)
wut?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 21:05, Reply)
Although I agree with your appreciation of Aniston, I cannot agree that even her presence would make it bearable.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 21:03, Reply)
lovely hair

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 21:04, Reply)
I can't stand that programme.
Never could.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 21:05, Reply)
I completely agree.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 21:06, Reply)
WE WERE ON A BREAK!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 21:07, Reply)
#TeamAniston
she's on my list of women I would
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 22:24, Reply)
You're not wrong.
It's nowhere near as good as the 'genius' that is.

alright

Alt: shit off

Alt alt: alright
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 21:20, Reply)
needs moar lazy racism and mocking of the autistic

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 21:23, Reply)
alright
Shit off.

Alright
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 21:25, Reply)
It's funny because some men are slightly socially awkward, especially around women!

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 21:26, Reply)
Pub conversation haz hit a low. Drunken nurses and their tales of bodily fluids and solids.
Just the thing for curry night.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 21:48, Reply)
It's alright, we're going to decent pub soon.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 21:53, Reply)
Also, the ones called 'Rach' and Claire?
Filthy as fuck, fill yer boots.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 21:53, Reply)
*takes notes*
I didn't realise faeces were so amusing.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 22:03, Reply)
Christ, don't mention the 'f' word
you'll start the frantic log-outter off again
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 22:06, Reply)
I swear, if I'd known that posting a bad, but innocuous pun was such a valid trolling technique I'd have taken it up ages ago.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 22:35, Reply)
Loada shite.
I am going to incorporate more of a fitness regime though. For reals this time
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 22:23, Reply)

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