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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fuck me this girl is wetter than an otter's pocket, I am a SEX GOD
Er no that'll be menstral blood and your sheets are fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:25, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Nice
The Sutcliffe
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:26, Reply)
Hilariously my iphone tries to autocorrect menstral to mental
Which, if we're honest is more accuarate
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:28, Reply)
That's because the word is 'menstrual'
you massive flid.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:32, Reply)
Menstral = Really fucking stroppy bird of prey.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:34, Reply)
Train lols

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:35, Reply)
POTD

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:40, Reply)
I dunno it has fuck all to do with me

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:36, Reply)
what?
you are disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:40, Reply)
I WAS'NT THE ONE GUSHING LUMPY CLOTTING BLOOD EVERYWHERE!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:42, Reply)
Excellent foreplay work

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:42, Reply)
YOU DELIBERATELY STUCK YOUR FAVOURITE BIT OF YOURSELF IN THERE
GROSS
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:50, Reply)
What? His trousers?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 17:02, Reply)
His 30m cable.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Dec 2013, 17:05, Reply)
I made the mistake of using not-specifically-designed-for-the-purpose lubricant on one occasion.
Bad fucking mistake. Turned it all into a horrible, thick, cloying lumpy mess.

Worse than usual, I mean. Didn't do that again.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:58, Reply)
why under these circumstances
would you need lube? enough moisture already surely
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 17:00, Reply)
Weren't my idea, to be fair.
In the circumstances I was pretty happy to go along with whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 17:04, Reply)
you can be horny and bloody at the same time you know

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:42, Reply)
Bloody horny baby!
OK Austin
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:43, Reply)
Oswald Moseley was all over that kinky shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:43, Reply)
You mean you don't go and spend the week in your shed?
You actually sully the HOUSE with your filthy dirty WOMANNESS?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:46, Reply)
i hide out in the sex shed and
paint a cross on the door with my own ladyblood
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:47, Reply)
BONGLE ACHEIVED

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:48, Reply)
I would imagine it's a rare guy that doesn't have his red wings.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:47, Reply)
Rare like the steak right...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:48, Reply)
god, i can't
blow job time
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:50, Reply)
:O

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 17:02, Reply)
I know...
every chap should know that:

When the river flows red take the brown path instead...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:42, Reply)
if you've not tasted menstrual blood
you're not a real man
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:44, Reply)
i'm quoting someone there
i can't remember his name, a comedian, a funny one
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:45, Reply)
Sounds very Frankie Boyle

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:49, Reply)
Andrew O'Neill it was
I remember now, he's a proper funny man
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:51, Reply)
I like his lunchtime business show

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:57, Reply)
I've only seen him live
he's played locally and at greenman
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 17:00, Reply)
wait
i think that's someone else. Damn you current media and things I don't understand
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 17:01, Reply)

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