I find a ginger cunt makes me think of mexican cheese
I'm not averse to the flamecrotch, MYGOD!, just the opposite, but I have a pavlovan reaction to the cards I'm dealt.

Are you not happy with the cards you've been dealt? Stick or twist?

Alt: Which b3tan would you choose to play you in the story of your life?

Altalt: Do you own a candelabra? Can I have a lend of it?
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 0:13, 11 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

RT TO WIN A LEOPARD

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 0:13, Reply)

RT

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 0:40, Reply)

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(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 0:44, Reply)

I'm guessing you are now dead

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 8:18, Reply)

you got fake frogged

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 11:44, Reply)

I have a "bottle-arbra" where by the candles holders is stuck into a bottle in this case a Hendricks gin bottle
Alright frog? I'm going to a wedding today, I don't wanna
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 8:46, Reply)

In other news I have just cooked a perfect boiled egg

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 8:48, Reply)

Sounds classy

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 8:58, Reply)

It so is akshully

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 9:16, Reply)

alright alfonso bongo luxury yacht

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 9:07, Reply)

I just cooked a sort of omelette
Didn't chop up the chipotle finely enough and chewed on a large chunk, which made my eyes water, which made me rub my eyes with the hand I'd held the chipotle with.

Cue farcical blind staggering into bathroom to wash hands and face.

The rest of it was lovely.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 15:15, Reply)