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I, more than most, enjoying being obnoxious on the Internet and tiresome
However,shit off with all the stupidity below. Nobody appears to be 'winning'.
So I'm being judgemental. So what? Tell me when you were last judgemental
Offline.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:19,
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shit off
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:19,
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clickin dis
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:27,
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clickin dis
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:28,
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clickin dis
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:29,
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i judge the tramps I walk past on my way to work as subhuman scum
does that count?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:22,
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Definitely.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:23,
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I decided a man must be a fucking idiot because his command of English was very poor. He was foreign though.
Judgemental AND racist FTW
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:23,
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Racism. Best of all the judgements.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:24,
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I've heard that you all like being fatist
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:25,
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Bugger off chunky.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:26,
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hahaha, yeah
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:29,
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tekkers
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:30,
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checkin em once, checkin em twice
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:31,
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woahhhh...it's chhhrriissstttmmaaassssss!!
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:32,
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dubs innit babygirl
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:35,
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checks dig it
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:40,
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*bows*
(I'm not bowing to the blacks though)
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:26,
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FFS has it kicked off again?
Been working late and certainly not gonna spaz back if it's shite.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:23,
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Don't waste your time ed, I didn't help I must admit, but it certainly ain't worth reading.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:28,
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Well if you was being upset Froglet it
must of been bad.
You being one of the best on here like.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:34,
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I wasn't upset, but I contributed to feeding the troll
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:45,
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Nice distinction there bro.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:47,
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when I heard that a wee boy had been named 'Jaxon'.
I nearly vomited.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:24,
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what?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:24,
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A 'mother' decided to name her son not 'Jackson', but 'Jaxon'.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:25,
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scutch I bet?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:27,
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Nope.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:28,
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northern?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:28,
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yes
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:29,
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same thing really
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:29,
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Hardly
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:29,
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think of it like the autism spectrum
everyone from oxford north is on it; from awkward midlanders, to aspergus northerns through to full on bed wetting autists in scotchland
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:32,
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what about the posh ones?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:32,
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no such thing
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:33,
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OI
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:33,
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what?
You're from Cheshire, the Essex of the north.
That's like an illness not just being cancer, but being cancer of the arsehole
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:35,
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I was born in Chester, mums from Essex, suck my balls.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:38,
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she already has
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:39,
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It's a hard life.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:40,
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I dispute that.
I went to Robert Gordons and have friends that went to Fettes and Gordonstoun.
Those three schools alone are far posher than any minor 'public' school your mater and pater sent you to xx
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:34,
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you lose this argument pure;y for using teh word 'posh' which always marks someone out as a terrible commoner
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:35,
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I was talking to you in your own language
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:36,
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you really weren't sweet cheeks
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:39,
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No, you're right, I wasn't.
It was spelled correctly and bore the correct punctuation as well.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:42,
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upset^
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:43,
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^ attended a middle of the road minor independent school ^
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:45,
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very upset^
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:46,
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^ not as upset as your parents were when you got your A Level results ^
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:47,
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so upset needs to make assumptions^
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:48,
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^ only just scraped in to UWE via clearing ^
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:50,
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financial admin assistant^
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:51,
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^ haha! ^
Tell me, when are you due to remortgage?
I can get on to Trigold, find you the best deal.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:52,
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well that's weird I was about to email my broker...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:54,
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fair enough
is he fee based or commission?
who's he with?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:56,
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Company called Orchard Property & financial services
and commission if I remember correctly
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:00,
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hmm
MMR is going to do to mortgage advice what RDR did to financial advice innit bruvva.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:03,
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totes
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:05,
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Bore is correct.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:44,
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ER NO IT IS NOT
WE DON'T WANT THEM ANY MORE THAN YOU DO.
maybe it should be the English voting on devolution, not the scotches...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:31,
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yer, the scots don't want the flat cap cunts either innit
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:31,
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I am clicking this post
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:32,
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clicking this post soon to be a eunuch
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:33,
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If you cut my penis off I will be VERY UNHAPPY, so be warned.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:34,
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You're supposed to suck, not bite
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:34,
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the scots don't want you?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:32,
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the Scots don't want the Mancland 'Cheshire, ya' cunts
Or the Geordie mackem Sutcliffe wankers.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:33,
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no
they just want their taxes
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:34,
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but........ you moved there
to the land of the flat cap
away from your beloved scotchland
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:32,
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They needed a replacement self important boring wanker to replace you.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:33,
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i'm not flat cap country
i'm plastic tits and orange skin country
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:34,
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or 'Kensington' as it also known
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:35,
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How come you only got the hair then?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:35,
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you're from Basildon?
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:35,
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That was my immediate thought, despite being familiar with her Gallagher voice.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:36,
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Has she cooked you lasagne?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:37,
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Why?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:39,
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What a life it would be if you would come to mine for tea I'll pick you up at half past three we'll 'ave lasagne
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:40,
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Oh yer, oasis Innit?
Anyway, yes she has, so, well done.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:42,
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haha!
I'll treat you like a queen, I'll bring you strawberries and cream.
Ye fookin' prick.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:43,
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warmer climes innit
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:33,
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Oh yer.
and which part of North Africa is York in then?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:36,
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that ent me
And York is the whitest city in the North.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:37,
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Clearly you have never been north of Carlisle
It's proper cold. Yorkshire is balmy by comparison
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:38,
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Thought you was Plummy which just goes to show
that with cunts like you it's pointless anybody having usernames on here.
Change it for your number, you'll have more relevance.
Also, I'm from Edinburgh so your assumptions are even more shite than mine.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:46,
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yeah
how's things going down in Luton
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:32,
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I, more than most, enjoying being obnoxious on the Internet and tiresome
"on the Internet" ?
REALLY?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:26,
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You have something in common.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:27,
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I know how much of a surprise that is.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:27,
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it's lucky you're a cuddly little bear in real life, innit
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:30,
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I'm not among the 'most'
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:30,
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I get paid a lot of money to be impartial and independent in real life
I'm irritating and unpleasant here as a result.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:30,
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what do you do?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:32,
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I think we've had this before
But I am a property assessor.
Edit - an independent one.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:35,
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and they pay you lot of money to that do they?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:36,
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I don't do badly
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:37,
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that's really a decision for your customers to make
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:41,
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Just picked up another client today through recommendation.
Can I be smug? I don't really do smug.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:42,
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no...you do heroin
*shakes head*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:44,
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No - a terrible misunderstanding...officer....OFFICER...
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:47,
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Haha I'd forgotten TD was a skaghead
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:07,
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I judge people's actions.
Don't tend to worry too much about what they say.
If it's nasty it's because they're nasty. Doesn't hurt.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:31,
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cunt
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:32,
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It's a living.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:37,
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alright ed?
How's the hip?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:45,
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Alright Nakers.
Hip?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:54,
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If I could be a cunt for a living I'd be happy.
What d'you do Edjogs? I was here once and you said you drove a van about but I was probably distracted by other oafs and didn't ask.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:46,
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he's a meals on wheels delivery man
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:47,
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That would be a fine way to earn a living
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:49,
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i used to do to it with my mum when I was a kid
the state of some of the old people was fucking shocking, and dear god the smells
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:50,
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everybody used to 'do it' with YM when you were a kid.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:51,
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i was going to rewrite that post; but I thought, surely no one can be that dull...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:52,
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Come on Double N, it was 'textbook' as the tedious cunts would say
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:53,
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Hurr hurr - Beavis - he said "do it"
Hurr hurr - Butthead - he did.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:53,
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worst program ever
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:54,
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I loved it 20 odd years ago
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:55,
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He delivers them to his own house.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:49,
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That would be an even better way to make a living.
I can imagine Bartleby doing that.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:51,
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No cutlery though.
Just cup a soup
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:52,
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Sounds like me, plastic cutlery from m&s these days.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:53,
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yer, you can't have proper knives around Swipe eh
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:54,
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Yeah, I might burst her.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:55,
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Your missus, yesterday

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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:58,
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Find a pic of a purple one and that would be more accurate.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:58,
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A Space Hopper with high blood pressure?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:00,
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A space hopper with purple hair.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:01,
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I'm always lovely offline and online
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:02,
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BOLLOCKS
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:03,
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Hi frog how are you
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:03,
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Spiffing mate, you?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:04,
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Marvelous, dear boy
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:05,
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Well that's just super! I am glad.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:06,
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lovely
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:12,
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you fucking beardy prick
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:04,
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hi dozey, lookin good tonight
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:06,
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yer I usually am innit
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:06,
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I'm not sure I could cope with the burden of being good looking
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:08,
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alright cov prick?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:07,
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Ah Nakers, it's always a pleasure...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:09,
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xx
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:12,
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I accidentally clicked on ignore there
Are you sure you want to ignore
the wise man?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:11,
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of course not, I'm the best one here
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:12,
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Bedtime for me daleks.
Some of us have to work tomorrow in order to fuel our monstruous drug habits.
Edit - actually I'm doing fuck-all tomorrow until I need to take the dogs out - I can pay people to do my work for me.
x
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:04,
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Later TD
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:05,
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I am escaping before getting bollocked for being mean.
Bye internet xx
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:07,
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