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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I, more than most, enjoying being obnoxious on the Internet and tiresomeHowever,shit off with all the stupidity below. Nobody appears to be 'winning'.
So I'm being judgemental. So what? Tell me when you were last judgemental Offline.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:19,
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i judge the tramps I walk past on my way to work as subhuman scumdoes that count?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:22,
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I decided a man must be a fucking idiot because his command of English was very poor. He was foreign though.Judgemental AND racist FTW
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:23,
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Racism. Best of all the judgements. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:24,
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I've heard that you all like being fatist(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:25,
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*bows*(I'm not bowing to the blacks though)
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:26,
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FFS has it kicked off again?Been working late and certainly not gonna spaz back if it's shite.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:23,
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Don't waste your time ed, I didn't help I must admit, but it certainly ain't worth reading.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:28,
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Well if you was being upset Froglet itmust of been bad.
You being one of the best on here like.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:34,
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I wasn't upset, but I contributed to feeding the troll(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:45,
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when I heard that a wee boy had been named 'Jaxon'.I nearly vomited.
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think of it like the autism spectrumeveryone from oxford north is on it; from awkward midlanders, to aspergus northerns through to full on bed wetting autists in scotchland
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:32,
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what?You're from Cheshire, the Essex of the north.
That's like an illness not just being cancer, but being cancer of the arsehole
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:35,
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I was born in Chester, mums from Essex, suck my balls.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:38,
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I dispute that.I went to Robert Gordons and have friends that went to Fettes and Gordonstoun.
Those three schools alone are far posher than any minor 'public' school your mater and pater sent you to xx
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you lose this argument pure;y for using teh word 'posh' which always marks someone out as a terrible commoner(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:35,
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No, you're right, I wasn't.It was spelled correctly and bore the correct punctuation as well.
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^ not as upset as your parents were when you got your A Level results ^(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:47, Reply)
^ haha! ^Tell me, when are you due to remortgage?
I can get on to Trigold, find you the best deal.
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well that's weird I was about to email my broker...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:54,
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Company called Orchard Property & financial servicesand commission if I remember correctly
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:00,
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hmmMMR is going to do to mortgage advice what RDR did to financial advice innit bruvva.
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ER NO IT IS NOTWE DON'T WANT THEM ANY MORE THAN YOU DO.
maybe it should be the English voting on devolution, not the scotches...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:31,
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If you cut my penis off I will be VERY UNHAPPY, so be warned.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:34,
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the Scots don't want the Mancland 'Cheshire, ya' cuntsOr the Geordie mackem Sutcliffe wankers.
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but........ you moved thereto the land of the flat cap
away from your beloved scotchland
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:32,
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They needed a replacement self important boring wanker to replace you.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:33,
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i'm not flat cap countryi'm plastic tits and orange skin country
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:34,
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you're from Basildon?(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:35,
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That was my immediate thought, despite being familiar with her Gallagher voice.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:36,
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What a life it would be if you would come to mine for tea I'll pick you up at half past three we'll 'ave lasagne(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:40, Reply)
Oh yer, oasis Innit?Anyway, yes she has, so, well done.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:42,
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haha!I'll treat you like a queen, I'll bring you strawberries and cream.
Ye fookin' prick.
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Oh yer.and which part of North Africa is York in then?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:36,
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Clearly you have never been north of CarlisleIt's proper cold. Yorkshire is balmy by comparison
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Thought you was Plummy which just goes to showthat with cunts like you it's pointless anybody having usernames on here.
Change it for your number, you'll have more relevance.
Also, I'm from Edinburgh so your assumptions are even more shite than mine.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:46,
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yeahhow's things going down in Luton
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:32,
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I, more than most, enjoying being obnoxious on the Internet and tiresome"on the Internet" ?
REALLY?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:26,
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I know how much of a surprise that is. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:27,
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it's lucky you're a cuddly little bear in real life, innit(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:30,
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I get paid a lot of money to be impartial and independent in real lifeI'm irritating and unpleasant here as a result.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:30,
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I think we've had this beforeBut I am a property assessor.
Edit - an independent one.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:35,
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and they pay you lot of money to that do they?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:36,
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that's really a decision for your customers to make(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:41,
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Just picked up another client today through recommendation. Can I be smug? I don't really do smug.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:42,
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No - a terrible misunderstanding...officer....OFFICER...(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:47,
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Haha I'd forgotten TD was a skaghead(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:07,
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I judge people's actions. Don't tend to worry too much about what they say.
If it's nasty it's because they're nasty. Doesn't hurt.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:31,
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If I could be a cunt for a living I'd be happy.What d'you do Edjogs? I was here once and you said you drove a van about but I was probably distracted by other oafs and didn't ask.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:46,
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That would be a fine way to earn a living(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:49,
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i used to do to it with my mum when I was a kidthe state of some of the old people was fucking shocking, and dear god the smells
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:50,
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i was going to rewrite that post; but I thought, surely no one can be that dull...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:52,
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Come on Double N, it was 'textbook' as the tedious cunts would say(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:53, Reply)
Hurr hurr - Beavis - he said "do it"Hurr hurr - Butthead - he did.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:53,
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I loved it 20 odd years ago(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:55,
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That would be an even better way to make a living.I can imagine Bartleby doing that.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:51,
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No cutlery though.Just cup a soup
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:52,
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Sounds like me, plastic cutlery from m&s these days.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:53,
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Find a pic of a purple one and that would be more accurate.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:58,
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A Space Hopper with high blood pressure? (
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:00,
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I'm always lovely offline and online(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:02,
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hi dozey, lookin good tonight(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:06,
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I'm not sure I could cope with the burden of being good looking(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:08,
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Ah Nakers, it's always a pleasure...(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:09,
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I accidentally clicked on ignore thereAre you sure you want to ignore the wise man?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:11,
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Bedtime for me daleks.Some of us have to work tomorrow in order to fuel our monstruous drug habits.
Edit - actually I'm doing fuck-all tomorrow until I need to take the dogs out - I can pay people to do my work for me.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:04,
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I am escaping before getting bollocked for being mean.Bye internet xx
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:07,
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