NO BACKDOOR DELIVERIES

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:41, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

"Back Door Santa" is a song written by Clarence Carter and Marcus Daniel, and originally performed by Carter. It was released on a compilation album Soul Christmas in 1968. The track is in a 12-bar blues format. The lyrics are sexually suggestive, not having much to do with Christmas as a holiday.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:45, Reply)

They call me Back Door Santa
I make my runs about the break of day
They call me Back Door Santa
I make my runs about the break of day
I make all the little girls happy
While the boys are out to play

I ain't like the old Saint Nick
He don't come but once a year
I ain't like the old Saint Nick
He don't come but once a year
I come runnin' with my presents
Every time you call me dear

I keep some change in my pocket, in case the children are home
I give 'em a few pennies so that we can be alone
I leave the back door open so if anybody smells a mouse
And wouldn't old Santa be in trouble if there ain't no chimney in the house

They call me Back Door Santa
I make my runs about the break of day
I make all the little girls happy
While the boys are out to play

That's what they call me, Back Door Santa
That's what they call me
They call me Back Door Santa
That's what all the girls call me

I give 'em all little presents
That's what they call me
They call me Back Door Santa
And I like for them to call me that
They call me Back Door Santa
And I like it and I like it and I like it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:47, Reply)

\o/

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:48, Reply)

That's pretty sinister.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:49, Reply)

make all the little girls happy?
shame totp wasn't about in his day, he'd have been in his element
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:51, Reply)

wiki tells me that bon jovi did a cover of it
but it was subsequently replaced on later releases of the album. wonder why...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:52, Reply)

they give statutory rape a bad name

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:54, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:57, Reply)

I'm told that you're to blame...

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:06, Reply)

Nasty.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:55, Reply)

I most definitely wouldn't back door janet jackson

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:57, Reply)

Her balls would get in the way

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:58, Reply)

it's on youtube
i'm so going to watch that later for creep factor
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:59, Reply)

FOR THE IDIOTS WHO THINK THIS IS ABOUT ANAL SEX....moron ITS about CREEPING you Sad Sodomite! (SMDH)

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:00, Reply)

TELL IT TO THE JUDGE!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:02, Reply)

this one?
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=creeping‎
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:06, Reply)

Which one?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:08, Reply)

number 6 is frankly frightening
To scan Facebook constantly, looking at everyone's profiles, interests, photos, etc. Often done on attractive people, or young boys in girls, and bets are placed as to who will grow up sexy.

Creeping is a common habit which is acceptable to a certain point....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:08, Reply)

They did that with the Olsen Twins

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:31, Reply)

They are zombies, right?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:32, Reply)

they are detective

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:35, Reply)