Do you do anything remotely religious at crimbo,
or just presents, food and booze? If you're a mussie, do you condemn, patronise or not care? A friend is a mussie, he still manages to drink and nom bacon. I guess he ain't that devout.
Alt, weve doscussed crimbo amd easter, any thoughts onnew year?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:48, 42 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I thought I might do YM in the shitter.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:50, Reply)

There's a queue

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:51, Reply)

+ for the queue

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:51, Reply)

FastPass tickets are available for this ride

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:52, Reply)

I thought I might do YD in the shitter.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:51, Reply)

There's a queue.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:54, Reply)

FastAss tickets are available .....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:55, Reply)

I'm going to Glastonbury to burst a few hippies.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:51, Reply)

+in the shitter

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:53, Reply)

I couldnt give a fuck
If people want to talk to the sky then crack on. Any religion that eschews bacon is wrong
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:52, Reply)

in the shitter

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:55, Reply)

lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:55, Reply)

New Year's Eve is shit.
Contrived.
Pubs are full of amateur drinkers, spoiling them for the professionals like myself.
Every place is more expensive than usual.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:52, Reply)

this^
Best New Years I've done have been away in cottages in the Lakes, a visit to Tenerife and one to Spain
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:53, Reply)

to do men up the shitter

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:55, Reply)

Well that too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:55, Reply)

there's a queue!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:56, Reply)

One of the best I had was eating bbq'd suckling pig on a beach in Thailand.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:55, Reply)

up the shitter

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:56, Reply)

+ out of a ladyboy's peachy ass

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:59, Reply)

Tl;dr
Battered had a spit roast in Thailand
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 17:01, Reply)

Between two ladyboys

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 17:11, Reply)

Concur.
Of all the places to be on NYE, "out in public" is not one.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:58, Reply)

I'm not religious in the slightest, but Christmas for me is about spending time with those you love
and making your house bit brighter in the cold, dark season.
Is anyone Muslim on here?

Alt. Will be seeing the New Year in with the other half as he is working on the Chrimblemas evenings.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:54, Reply)

HELLOSIR

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:55, Reply)

THANKYOUCOMEAGAIN

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:56, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2171789
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:56, Reply)

how do you do that?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 17:00, Reply)

With lube and a run up

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 17:09, Reply)

10Q,GEN

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 17:00, Reply)

And doing him up the shitter?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:55, Reply)

what is with the shitter obsession today?
have you been spending too much time with your boyfriend?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:59, Reply)

Apparently ladies can be done up the shitter too, there are online documentaries available.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 17:02, Reply)

gross

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 17:03, Reply)

At least that number yes.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 17:06, Reply)

Ican see a "shitter" theme developing here.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:59, Reply)

I kindly offer to babysit whilst every else goes to church to sing shit songs about the birth of a shit cunt
I will be dining at Chez Bruce for NYE then I'll probably do him up the shitter
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 17:07, Reply)

I'm going to be an uncle, apparently.

( Kroney, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 17:19, Reply)

No one cares :(
Congratulations, try not to nonce it too hard eh?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 17:47, Reply)

I'll try, Nakers, but I ain't making no promises.

( Kroney, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 17:53, Reply)

no
alt: no
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 17:22, Reply)

Kno
bchees
e
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 17:43, Reply)