Bah Humbug, Have a limerick instead.
Jack said to his wife, "Listen Jill,
If you manage an orgasm will
You make sure I know?"
She answered, "Right ho."
And she did, in a phone call from Rhyll.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:40, 7 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

There was a young lady from Ealing
Who would do absolutely ANYTHING for a tenner.
Because she was addicted to crystal meth.

/postmodern ironic poetry lols
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:41, Reply)

There was a young fellow from Bicester
Who wanted to roger his sister
But incest is awful
besides it's unlawful
so she tossed him off while he kissed her
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:42, Reply)

There was a young fellow called Bert
Who fucked his half sister.
( Peej, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:44, Reply)

Another young lady of Bicester
Who played sexual games with her Sicester.
As well as her brother,
Her father and mother,
And when she left home how they micester.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:53, Reply)

There was a young slag of Penzance
Who boarded a bus in a trance
24 fucked her
Plus the conductor
And the driver came twice in his pants.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Gang rape bus lols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Conductors on Cornish busses lols

( Peej, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:12, Reply)

Me and tim went down to Kent
We met three ladies in a tent
we did not have much else to do
so I bucked one
and tim bucked two.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Somewhere there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so that you can stay alive.
Find it and apologize.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:47, Reply)

Not till you say sorry for that 'z'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:52, Reply)

My apologiez

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:01, Reply)

THIS TO WIN SOMETHING!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:53, Reply)

There was an old maid from Azores
Whose cunt was all covered in sores
The dogs on the street
Used to sniff the green meat
That hung in festoons from her drawers
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:49, Reply)

*bokes*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:50, Reply)

The once was a woman named Louise
Who's cunt hairs hung down to her knees
The crabs in her twat
Would tie them in knots
And make a flying trapeze.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:51, Reply)

Twot

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:53, Reply)

Mott

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:59, Reply)

*hooples*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:28, Reply)

*Dudes*

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 12:19, Reply)