I get by on account of my natural suave nature and my occasional LOLs.
Or. I only have a handful of people who I class as actual friends, who have stood the test of time over the years. We don't really need to fight to be the most popuLOL or owt like that, because we are all funny buggers.

Alt. Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:16, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

engage!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:17, Reply)

Translation: you have no friends because you are an upset gaylord.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:18, Reply)

Dunno who you are, soz.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:20, Reply)

I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:22, Reply)

Your second apostrophe fell there, squire.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:24, Reply)

Tanya Hijazi

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:26, Reply)

Tea Pease
Earl Grey Pudding
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:29, Reply)

I recently introduced the other half to ham and pease pudding recently.
I never realised it was that northern until I moved!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:31, Reply)

Is bumming a northern thing?
You don't really hear about it down these parts, I assumed it started with bored miners
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:50, Reply)

the wise woman doesn't like it up the poo pipe eh?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:56, Reply)