actually i did LOL thinking about you at the weekend
in waitrose on high st ken and being held up by the irritating man in front of us (which is why I thought of you) who wanted finlandia vodka, but they couldn't get the security lid off the bottle. it was the last bottle in the shop, and he rejected the alternative brands. eventually he said he'd take it as it was and get it off himself.

the cashier protested, saying he would really struggle. "no I won't," the customer said, snatching his precioussss. "i'm Scottish. i'll just bite it off."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:25, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Is it made by Sebelius?
Littlebitofculturelols.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Sibelius, you philistine.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:35, Reply)

Fuck I meant Baithoven

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Shurely Bark or Handle at Christlemuss?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Not into Baroque much.
More of a Romantic me.
I like me Worjack (Geordy Czech), Smeterner, that Mendel's boy but favouritely the aforementioned Ludvig Van
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:02, Reply)

Actually he said "I'll use my teeth"
Hth xx
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Dangerous strategy there Froglet.
Correcting her indoors and hoping it helps!
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:29, Reply)

I think I'm in the clear as I'm not seeing her for a week or so, she'll have forgotten by then.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:30, Reply)

he won't be allowed indoors at this rate

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:33, Reply)

I'm gonna need those presents back in that case. ITS OVER!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:35, Reply)

Anyone who works in the legal profession will tell you
that gifts cannot be claimed back mate.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:36, Reply)

Awwww shit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:39, Reply)

so are you two bumping uglies on a regular basis now?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Clicked for a chuckle right there!

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Define 'regular'....

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Are you doing it right now?

( Theoban What of it, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:44, Reply)

No, I'm eating Tangfastics and watching lizard lick towing

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:45, Reply)

ah, sent you a home video eh
nice
( Theoban What of it, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:46, Reply)

Well, it is xmas ;)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:47, Reply)

the cyclically similar expulsion of feces from your bowels

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Yes it's roughly and handily in sync with that.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:48, Reply)

if you were gonz this would claim to be having sex 72 times a day

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:50, Reply)

and sometimes slowly having sex constantly all day

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:50, Reply)

I can only dream of that lifestyle :(
Or maybe not if I continue stuffing jelly sweets down my gob.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:51, Reply)

he's not that ugly
and i'm hawt
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:03, Reply)

Thanks?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:05, Reply)

that'll be the menopause

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:07, Reply)

pfffft
but just for that, I hope your wife's clashes with your daughter's adolescence. heh heh heh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:08, Reply)