all sorts
star wars, ET, mary poppins, wizard of oz...

alt: totally true. men make a right fuss. they should try having periods every month for a year, they'd soon realise they have it easy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 13:24, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Blobbing is hardly difficult.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 13:28, Reply)

Or voluntary.
They want to woman the fuck up.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 13:30, Reply)

when did you last try it???

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Don't have to.
The bane of my life is having to listen to it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 13:32, Reply)

look love, you leave your perversions outside, ok?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 13:35, Reply)

It's just noise coming from your face isn't it?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 13:39, Reply)

how was i supposed to know that when you asked me for a drink
you meant a rainbow one
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 13:40, Reply)

*bokes*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 13:41, Reply)

blimey
your depths are pretty deep, so if I've plumbed them, that's rather worrying
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 13:44, Reply)

I'll plumb your depths in a minute, young lady

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 13:46, Reply)

about time too

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 13:47, Reply)

*plumbses*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 13:48, Reply)

We have to shave .more than they blob.
Simples.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 13:32, Reply)

oh really?
and that covers your legs, armpits and private parts, does it?

oh really? just the comparatively tiny area of your face that you can leave for days if you want to?

YEAH, THAT'S THE SAME.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 13:35, Reply)

Yup.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 13:35, Reply)

not everyone has balls like yours
so smooth that ian Watkins begs you for cock gazzes
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 13:36, Reply)

LEAVE IAN WATKINS ALONE.
YOU'RE KILLING HIM!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 13:38, Reply)

alright pink snooker balls

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 13:39, Reply)

It's only a gayyyyme so

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Lol shaven haven.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 13:38, Reply)

both genders get a shit deal
and we made a society which makes it worse.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 13:36, Reply)

yeah but skanky men had a lot more to do with making society
after all, they were allowed to run it for 2,000 years...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 13:39, Reply)

Still do.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 13:40, Reply)

AND THAT IS WHY WE ARE ALL FUCKED :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 13:41, Reply)

and always will

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 13:55, Reply)

no, gay men have it easy
heteros have the unfortunate duty to obey the Commander-In-Pants and share their lives with the opposite sex who do nothing but whinge and whine about their god given duties in life
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 13:39, Reply)

YEAH!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 13:41, Reply)

It is totally sexist bollocks.
PMT, however, is an actual thing. Women's hormones do go absolutely all over the place and they become totally irrational.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 13:56, Reply)