My presents were great*
Daughters got practical stuff (they're both in their 20s and need things for their houses) and were highly delighted, G/F got a tablet to drag her into the 21st century and, to my amazement, she's actually started using it!
Best time? Christmas day, excellent meal with nary a speck of turkey in sight.
Worst time? G/Fs niece went into labour 6 weeks early. All went well though

*If you judge how people see you by the presents they buy , then I'm badly dressed and I smell.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:25, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

My turkey was fucking lovely
as was the full salmon I cooked on Boxing Day
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:26, Reply)

I did duck. It was excellent.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:31, Reply)

Turkey and lamb on Xmas Day
Salmon for Boxing Day
Roast beef for New Years Day
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:32, Reply)

Goose. FTW.
To nurse my hangover yesterday I had Heinz beans and sausages on toast. I had forgotten how good this is. slathered with Worcester.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:32, Reply)

Heinz beans and sausage is a wonder

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:33, Reply)

I was 50/50 vs a tin of macaroni cheese. I am glad the beans won.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:34, Reply)

Correct choice
Macaroni cheese on a hangover would have you barfing all over the place
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:35, Reply)

A tin of macaroni cheese?
What the...?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:39, Reply)

my American friend introduced me to this when we were at junior school
have never seen it since
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:40, Reply)

Heinz make it
Not exactly hard to find
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:41, Reply)

I never buy tinned food
this is probably why I've never seen it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:47, Reply)

tinned
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:55, Reply)

this is true

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:58, Reply)

I had some the other day.
Proper comfort food. I'd forgotten how nice it was.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:41, Reply)

I keep one of their tinned breakfasts in the back of the cupboard
for "crawling on hands and knees wishing for death" hangovers.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 12:03, Reply)

We went for a buffet-type thing
I cooked a crispy aromatic duck which we had with pancakes etc. Thinking about it, I haven't had any turkey this Christmas.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:32, Reply)

I bought 1kg of Brie
I am sick of Brie
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:32, Reply)

What have you got for lunch?
Is it Brie?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:33, Reply)

*sadfaces*
yes
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:34, Reply)

with the last of my Coca Cola ham though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:34, Reply)

I did the coca cola ham.
It is fucking tasty.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:35, Reply)

It is indeed
I've kept the remainder of the "glaze" and may do a beef/black bean dish with it in
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:36, Reply)

you and gonz are such jew fails

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:37, Reply)

You eat Doritos for breakfast.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:38, Reply)

only when it's 12pm and I'm full of alcoholic vomit

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:39, Reply)

That made me want to vomit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:40, Reply)

YOU make me want to etc etc

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:40, Reply)

LIES

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:41, Reply)

OK "Usher"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:41, Reply)

Staying classy in '14 eh Swipe?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:42, Reply)

it was life or death
crisps and coke cure most hangovers. the Doritos helped. but I was still ropier than your dad wearing your mum's pants and lipstick.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:46, Reply)

It took me three days to recover from Boxing Day.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:48, Reply)

if only you'd had fiery chilli Doritos for breakfast...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:51, Reply)