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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I had headaids all over xmas and new year
which I'm only just about shut of now.
My best presents were my combined birthday/xmas presents of my shiny new phone and my shiny new tattoo. Luckily, I still love both.

I was also working most days through the holiday, which was fun. Two more shifts today and tomorrow, and then I'm off till the 15th. Hurrah.

Also, mr b3th's birthday on Monday, so I might have to buy him something in the sales.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:39, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Your tattoo is excellent

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:40, Reply)
It certainly is.
Also, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:41, Reply)
Is it a life-size face pic of Terry Wogan on her chest?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:42, Reply)

face
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:43, Reply)
HA!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:45, Reply)
+blowing his load

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 12:05, Reply)
People with birthdays early in January should fuck off and just accept that they are probably not going to get a present anywhere near on time.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:41, Reply)
:'(''''''

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:42, Reply)
We people with birthdays in December have had to get used to 'combined' presents.
Otherwise known as 'generally a shit return on buying other people a birthday AND a xmas present'.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:43, Reply)
Combined presents should be banned. Or I'm going to start doing the same for people with Summer birthdays.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:44, Reply)
you shouldn't have been hatched so close to Christmas
following which people are skint and on detoxes and diets
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:45, Reply)
YD

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:45, Reply)
he'd be the first to complain about it
I've been hearing that complaint all my bloody life
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:48, Reply)
I feel his pain

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:51, Reply)
strikethrough pain
replace with cock

lol
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:52, Reply)
Cuckolded by your own father, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:53, Reply)
again. sigh.

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:58, Reply)
NO I NEVER!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:53, Reply)
^this.
My biggest gripe with that has always been that my brother, the late lamented poster of this parish, has a birthday near easter. No-one ever gave him an easter egg and said 'and that's for your birthday too'.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:46, Reply)
Sometimes my birthday presents are wrapped in Xmas paper too, that's shoddy.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:48, Reply)
this sounds like a first world problem

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:49, Reply)
It doesn't sound like a problem at all.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:50, Reply)
It's lazy.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:52, Reply)
It amazes me why people have difficulty with December and January birthdays.
It's not like it comes as a surprise - it's the same date every year.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:52, Reply)
laziness/not giving a fuck are not the same as difficulty, I suspect...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:53, Reply)
I hope you like your doctored Xmas card for your next birthday.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:52, Reply)
it'll be better than the card I got for the last one

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:53, Reply)
I know. And it's not like you got much for your birthday so it's okay to complain about a piece of paper.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:55, Reply)

when did that ever stop a woman??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:57, Reply)
'woman' ha ha yeah right

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:59, Reply)
Sportscalf 1 is 7 in a fortnight
Bad timing
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:42, Reply)
your timing!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:44, Reply)
2 thrusts and a squirt

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:45, Reply)
wow
you should give lessons
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:49, Reply)
this

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:44, Reply)

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