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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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alright
I just had my 'kitchen floor' screeded by a man.

I'd award the Nobel prize for prickery to Battered.

Also, favourite pizza topping is margharita.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:12, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Find that a bit bland.
Also the pizza.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:17, Reply)
Why 'kitchen floor'

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:19, Reply)
It's a 'euphemism'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:21, Reply)
*waggles cigar*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:27, Reply)
because I'm having new vinyl flooring put down tomorrow.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:28, Reply)
Yeah, but what colour?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:29, Reply)
mirror

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:29, Reply)
KEWL post pics plz thx

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:30, Reply)
I also have a camouflage ceiling

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:31, Reply)
You must have added some serious value to that property

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:33, Reply)
I ripped out the mosaic tile floor and put down camouflage laminate

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:36, Reply)
I'm going to rip out all my original period fireplaces and replace them with stick on the wall jobs from B&Q cos I'm classy and know what sells

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:38, Reply)
I'm going to rip out the ceiling rose and cornicing and get the ceiling skimmed nice and smooth.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:40, Reply)
NO!
Get that nice stippled effect artex - or even better, the one where it all looks like seashells or summat.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:43, Reply)
Scalloped m8, that's where it's at

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:45, Reply)
NOW you're talking!
A few Athena-style posters and an electric 'real fire effect' heater and it'll be a paradise.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:47, Reply)
I'm replacing all my oak doors with mdf ones from magnet, they look soooo much better

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:44, Reply)
I need 6 new doors
:o(
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:45, Reply)
go for quality, none of this 'solid' wood nonsence, bit old fashioned innit

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:46, Reply)
I would get traditional solid oak doors
then cover them up with mdf, best of both worlds
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:03, Reply)
My mate just bought a place with a fully functioning yorkist stove
and he's ripping it out. Bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:04, Reply)
Your mate is a heathen
with no taste
HTH's
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:07, Reply)
I wish I had somewhere for it

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:08, Reply)
Build a special shed for it

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:10, Reply)
Hmmmm
Now thats an idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:16, Reply)
WHAT A PRICK

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:08, Reply)
I am glad you liked my gaz

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:10, Reply)
ordering a steve davis pizza is a dumpable offence
all that variety in the world, and you pick the vanilla of pizzas...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:20, Reply)
it's a classic
Perhaps add capers and gorgonzola.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:29, Reply)
but then it's not a margarita
you moron
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:29, Reply)
What if he ordered a Neapolitan?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:30, Reply)
to be fair, it's dozer
so I wouldn't turn up anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:31, Reply)

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