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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Not for me! I'm going to a hotel for a night of dirty sex next Friday!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:27, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Wanking while crying alone in a hotel room
doesn't count
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:32, Reply)
If you sit in your own excrement while doing it
it's still technically dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:33, Reply)
I think you will find it fucking does if you buy champagne!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:36, Reply)
And I'm going round to give your missus a proper seeing to whilst you're away.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:32, Reply)
Not likely
I've hidden the stepladder out of your reach
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:36, Reply)
\o/
Well, that's every weekend for me so still need something to break up the month. Not in a hotel mind. That would be a fucking expensive relationship.

I'm off to Ireland in a couple weeks to see some drag queens.
Not for sex, mind!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:37, Reply)
Gays can't have sex
Sex requires a penis and a vagina. You gays just wank each other off with your arseholes. Whats next? People will start claiming getting sucked off by Swipey counts as sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:42, Reply)
10/10

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:42, Reply)
especially for "wank each other off with your arseholes"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:45, Reply)
You wouldn't claim sticking your dick in your fleshlight counts as sex would you Sporters?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:46, Reply)
errrrr.........

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:47, Reply)
Tell that to your lass when you ride up the dirt track.
"sorry, love. Doesn't count"
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:47, Reply)
Normal people don't do that Jason.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:50, Reply)
^ SCREEN GRABS ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:51, Reply)
Ha!
Sorryboutit
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:52, Reply)
I ent normal fanks

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:52, Reply)
Doesn't count as sex, same as a blowob doesn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:56, Reply)
The Clinton defense
executed to perfection
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:05, Reply)
people who are lucky enough to have had that experience
the rest of you can only dream
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:51, Reply)
I didn't even have to take you for pizza first!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:56, Reply)

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