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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)

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I just won laser eye surgery but I don't need glasses or contacts.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:30, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Well done!
Can you give it away, or sell it on?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:35, Reply)

No.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:35, Reply)

Maybe they will give you Xray vision then?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:35, Reply)

hopefully
Then I can sterilise men just by ogling their balls.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:36, Reply)

Donate it to a charity.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:36, Reply)

RNIB ?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:37, Reply)

you should have it anyway, make sure one less girl has it
it might increase your chances of losing your V-plates
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:38, Reply)

you're a bit obsessed with my sex life
Why is that?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:40, Reply)

i feel sorry for the hamster

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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:42, Reply)

again, your peculiar obsession with gerbilling comes to the fore
Is that how you got your kicks with Pakihat?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:46, Reply)

maybe he shit the bed at the touch of the first claw

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:46, Reply)

^^upset

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:42, Reply)

she just sounds a bit bitter.
Bitter biffer.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:43, Reply)

You should put a hat on now you've resurfaced from being firmly up rory's arse again or you'll get cold.
I was wondering why he doesn't give you much shit, and it seems it's because you've turned into a right little brown 'nozer'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:47, Reply)

^ upset

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:48, Reply)

I thought you were *my* friend :'('''''''''''''''''''''''''''

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:50, Reply)

According to your current Mrs, I have no friends.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:50, Reply)

you don't

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:52, Reply)

Fungus is my friend.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:53, Reply)

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