Its all the fault of sexy kids
The question these people should be asking, is, "What is it about dirty brown coats and thick lensed, round glasses, that kids find so irresistible?"
( Peej, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:28, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Sweets and puppies

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:30, Reply)

This guy said he would take me to see some puppies if I got in his van but the lying bastard gave me a lift to work instead.

( Peej, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:31, Reply)

There was a genuine "see some puppies" guy outside our school once

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:32, Reply)

WOuldn't mind getting my hands on Susanna Reids puppies eh! eh lads!

( Peej, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:33, Reply)

TGGI^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:33, Reply)

She's pretty hot on telly, but I bet you'd regret it when you saw her the next morning.
Haggard.
( Kroney, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:38, Reply)

I'd try it out
Take one for the team
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:39, Reply)

I'm ahead of you in the queue.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:39, Reply)

I didn't see you down there

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:40, Reply)

I will join and we can go airtight

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:41, Reply)

While you guys are playing for the mutton
I'll be tipping my cap at the lovely Wendy Hurrell.
( Kroney, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:42, Reply)

nice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:43, Reply)

Nice puppies *tips hat*

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:45, Reply)

National TV or GTFO

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:45, Reply)

I fucked Wendy Hurrell
She was shit, fanny like a bucket.
( Peej, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:46, Reply)

You had her the wrong way up

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:47, Reply)

So where was I fucking then? The fanny's in the middleish.

( Peej, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:50, Reply)

That was her belly button, micro cock...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:57, Reply)

or a fold

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 15:00, Reply)

To be fair
as long as you get to fire the mucky custard its doesn't really matter does it...


This has all gone very LAD BANTER
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 15:01, Reply)

You want LAD BANTER?
I'll give you one

No, wait...
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 15:01, Reply)

Must be a micro cock if I thought she had a belly button like a bucket.

( Peej, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 15:00, Reply)

No you didn't, The Lovely Wendy wouldn't go anywhere near
a six-toed, hairy yokel that stinks of stale scrumpy. She's a classy bird and, like all classy birds, likes to make love gently and romantically.

Right up the shitter.
( Kroney, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:51, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:53, Reply)

Office lol

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:54, Reply)

I'll have you know that some birds think Eu de Scumpy is a lovely scent

( Peej, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:59, Reply)

Eu de Stumpy more like

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 15:01, Reply)

She'd definitely find herself on the receiving end of a warm front.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 7 Jan 2014, 15:25, Reply)

Bugsy Holly WIlloby

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:49, Reply)

She doesnt read the news
I am pretty sure she cant even read, and has an assistant to tie her shoes
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:50, Reply)

I don't mind doing a bit of Care in the Comunity in that case.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:52, Reply)

( Peej, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:41, Reply)

How I Met Your Moth

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:42, Reply)

Just make sure she leaves before dawn then. Simples

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:41, Reply)

^logic

( Kroney, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:42, Reply)

Bet shes filthy though!

( Peej, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:42, Reply)