Alright?
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( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 18:41, 58 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Also,
I thought you'd all like to know that I'm sorting my own garden out...
Ent that much for a good strimmer.

As you were.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 18:43, Reply)

I'm pleased about this
Although your use of the forced and unnecessary contraction of "it isn't" (ent) does you no credit, my man.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 18:50, Reply)

B3ta speak, innit.
I'm not known for my vocabulary, thankfully.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 18:55, Reply)

It's a fluid language TD.
Not that long ago some old cunt would have bollocked you for not saying, "It is not".
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 7 Jan 2014, 18:57, Reply)

that 'old cunt' would be you.
You old cunt.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 18:58, Reply)

Should have said old fashioned old cunt.
Not a high flying trendsetter like me.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 7 Jan 2014, 19:14, Reply)

What's happening on your Tuesday evening, B3ta?
I'm cooking a nice home made chilli and watching Twin Peaks, since I swapped it for Dexter last night.

Fascinating.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 18:56, Reply)

that little dude that speaks backwards is the physical manifestation of the severed arm.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 18:57, Reply)

I've already seen it :)
Spoiler alert!

Can't remember if you find out who kills her in the series or if it's in the prequel though...
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 19:03, Reply)

It was her dad

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 21:49, Reply)

Strangely, it looks like they may be doing more!
news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-57616664-1/twin-peaks-returns-david-lynch-seeks-waitress-for-promo/
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 19:40, Reply)

'the man who speaks backwards'
while I liked Twin Peaks when I watched it in the 90s, the guy who spoke backwards in The Adventure Game has stuck with me more
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 20:31, Reply)

Just had spicy pork, celery,, onions and tomatoes with rice.
Prolly will keep one eye on O.T. during the evening and occasionally comment if'n it don't get too slaggy off on here.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 7 Jan 2014, 19:02, Reply)

You don't ask for much!
That food sounds nice :)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 19:18, Reply)

It were yummy ta.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 7 Jan 2014, 19:32, Reply)

^ Fat Bastard ^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 20:45, Reply)

Still lying on the settee scratching the nads and eating. Saving the bowel exercise till tomorrow.
I shall be doing this till Saturday, when I have to rejoin the real world. Get dressed, change pants, leave the house etc.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 20:19, Reply)

Don't go
I love you...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 20:11, Reply)

I need a sockpuppet account so I can argue with myself here.
But I can't lower myself to it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 20:26, Reply)

because it's above you? it's something to aspire to, then

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 20:29, Reply)

I'm 5'6"
Most things are above me.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 20:33, Reply)

I'm disappointed,
Disappointed.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 20:31, Reply)

You ought to be

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 20:37, Reply)

I had to leave to go home.
I probably wont update though cos Im watching Netflix.

Hth xx
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 20:39, Reply)

I'm super, thanks for asking, you?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 20:45, Reply)

Hello.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 20:46, Reply)

Sup?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 20:47, Reply)

Owls love dubstep

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 21:12, Reply)

Benga is big in the tawny scene; barn owls prefer Joy Orbison

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 21:15, Reply)

aint squawkin bout dub

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 21:31, Reply)

tbh I just found this gif
they could be listening to smooth jazz for all I know.

I've just finished a bottle of wine. Decision point:
1. now drink fruit teas and water
2. investigate the spirits (turns out it's irish whiskey, sambucca, pear schnapps, brandy)
3. Nip out for more wine (but it's raining)
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 21:35, Reply)

4. Kill yourself and delete your account.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 21:37, Reply)

^ VOTE FOR OPTION 4!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 21:38, Reply)

fuck off shitbag, there's only 3 options
option 3 has the advantage of obtaining convenience food also, but I'm really fond of not being rained on.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 21:39, Reply)

Alright I change my vote to option 3 then

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 21:42, Reply)

did you miss the part where it's raining?
COLD WATER IS FALLING FROM THE SKY
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 21:44, Reply)

yeah I stopped caring like 20 minutes ago soz

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 21:57, Reply)

My shawarma wrap sez I love you anyway

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 22:07, Reply)

option 5: Get fucked.
Alright.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 21:48, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2180765
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 21:57, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2180771
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 21:58, Reply)

soundcloud.com/cold-fresh-pillows/coldfreshpillows-mix
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 21:59, Reply)

could be a virus, soz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 22:04, Reply)

Ellie Goulding tweeted that she liked it
whoever she is.

And whatever tweeting is.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 22:07, Reply)