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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So Froggo
Are you all dishevelled today after last night? No doubt having arrived at work smelling of minge and covered in scruffy ginger pubes.

S'esy, where did you go for dinner?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 8:51, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Behind the bins

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 8:52, Reply)
Totes dishevelled.
More to do with getting drenched in the morning typhoon, and also because Swipe paid a small Chinese woman to beat me up, punch me and stamp on my back all under the guise of 'massage'. She cooked me lamb, which was very nice indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 8:54, Reply)
Cooked you lamb? Bloody hell.
Without complaining and making faces?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:02, Reply)
I just assumed it was one of their "in words" for bum sex

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:07, Reply)
No complaining, and just the usual face, but she can't help that.
She also let me off the now regular occurance of twatting me in the bollocks 'accidentally' as an extra birthday treat.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:12, Reply)
on reading your internet antics
your main present is now cancelled. anyone want to come to a fancy 5 star hotel for the weekend??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:29, Reply)
Will it include pizza?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:32, Reply)
I have to be horrible on here to make up for being so *lovely* IRL

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:34, Reply)
ALSO I DID NOT PAY A CHINESE WOMAN TO GIVE YOU A THAI MASSAGE
SHE WAS CLEARLY THAI

AND YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE THE SWEDISH MASSAGE. IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE A MASSAGE FLID.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:30, Reply)
They all look the same to me.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:33, Reply)

www.thegingerpig.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 8:55, Reply)
I have been to this place (well 2)
a few times. It's extortionate but the meat is lovely. Best pork belly ever from here.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:05, Reply)

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