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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Lots of posts today, is OT back from the dead?Also, I totally would have shot Duggan, probably in the face, but who would you shoot?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 17:56,
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latest was 12 years ago)
I preferred her went she wasn't a complete skank(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 18:03,
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BlacksYellows
Browns
People who walk too slowly
People who pronounce H 'haitch' not 'aitch'
People who talk about themselves in the third person
Homeless people
People who try to appear cleverer than they are because they know some words
Dozer
Benders
People with stupid names
People with stickers and tags on items of clothing that clearly should be removed
The Chinese woman who beat me up
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 18:04,
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That's the sound of his cock doing that pre cum thing(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 18:12,
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Perv.I'm sick of all the men on here getting sexually frustrated with me.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 18:15,
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Get fucked on the only day that isn't one of our birthdays where we are the same age(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 18:09,
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You need to lessen your grip(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 19:05,
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We have had a good week. I've barely done any work!This is lies, of course. I'm a hard working and well respected member of the team.
I'd probably shoot that Katie Hopkins in the mouth and hands, so she can't make any more attention-seeking, outlandish statements.
She'd do well on here actually.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 18:17,
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How much ppi have you got people back this week?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 18:18,
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RTA's or GTFO!Soon branching into debt management!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 18:26,
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oh dearSomeone with your credit rating going in to debt management.
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Don;t worry your pretty head. I'm not advising.Just managing the work.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 19:31,
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They thought they could keep Tottenham quietNext thing you know, there's a Tottenham riot
Words, I think we can all learn from.
Young Spray 4 lyfe folkestone kru reprazentin big up da York massive, big up spires kru i sware down
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 18:27,
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My load over YM etc etc etc /tedium.I'd shoot Andi Peters, he's the bane of my life.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 18:56,
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Howdo crew.All being nice to each other I see.
Top marks.
I would shoot anybody who deliberately harms a child, though my preferred sentence would be a stab in the eye with a fork. No compunctions whatsoever about being the executioner, I'd sign up tomorrow.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 18:57,
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And animalsIn fact, more animals than children. No offence, childrens, but I rather prefer animals to children.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 19:14,
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Shipley, then Chapeltown It's a star spangled life I lead and no mistake. Money for old rope today though.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 19:30,
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Chapeltown isn't what it wasThere weren't any burning cars in the street today, although it's still winter.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 19:35,
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York doesn't have anything approaching proper rough areasEven Bell Farm and Tang Hall are laughable in comparison.
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That's why we now have a pool carTwo wheel trims nicked in West Bowling, Bradford. Keyed right down the side in Eastmoor, Wakefield. Booted in the front n/s wing, not sure but probably West Bowling.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 19:50,
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More than happy to add animal cruelters to my list.Get me more forks.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 19:28,
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Alright Little Plum(Do you remember him? Young RedIndian Brave in some comic)
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 19:26,
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Him do stereotypical speaking in Beano and do nothing for multiculturalism(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 19:27,
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You're right, The Disappointed, him heap big racist ok.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 19:30,
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Can't precisely remember his ouvre nowTotem poles and smoke signals, I think.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 19:33,
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According to Wiki the other tribe members wereChiefy, Pimple and HoleInUmHead. A top literary work obvs
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 19:39,
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And clearly a keenly observed reflection upon the American Native (
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 19:46,
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Times change. On the face of it you could assume that we were more racist in those days.We weren't because we had no malice towards non us. It was mostly thoughtlessness when describing peoples whom we had never seen or spoken to.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 19:50,
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Educations change tooI used to read it and there it was.
I'm a real American history obsessive now. I'd forgotten all about the generic stereotypes of Little Plum until you mentioned it.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 19:55,
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Also in all the fifties cowboy movies.The comics only made a 'comedy' adaptation of an existing stereotype.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 19:58,
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I could get boring on thisBut yes, more or less any cinematic illustration of the West is very inaccurate.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 20:01,
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Won't someone remember poor Derek Byrd?Took 7 people out on the same week as Moaty, but because Gazza took him some beer he got all the headlines.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 19:25,
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I managed to take my wife to Rothbury* on our honeymoon. She only realised why when we got there. * Not a euphemism.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 20:35,
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Moaty got his in 2010.I thought my marriage was pretty short (1998-2004) but you seem to have trumped me.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 20:44,
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I suppose I'm really 1998-2003, which is when I finally ran away Divorce was 19th June 2004.
Edit - start a new thread, Battered.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 20:59,
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Mini ape, followed by your pregnant wife, probably in the stomach.Alright Nakers.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 19:48,
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Jeff has been absent for a while (hope he's OK, he's a good geezer) So in honour - Start a new thread, Tangled.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 20:11,
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