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 Tell me about the biggest cretin you regularly encounter OFFLINE.
	Tell me about the biggest cretin you regularly encounter OFFLINE.Bosses don't count, you cunt.
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 21:09, 127 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
 Funny you should ask
	Funny you should askBecause I'm bouncing between b3ta and dealing with a client right now.
I'm about to call him a cunt but I need his money until I can find a replacement.
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 21:14, Reply)
 Settled on a good rate - we're all happy
	Settled on a good rate - we're all happy   I'm going to bed now - you keep on there, Battered.
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 21:31, Reply)
 I have a 'client' (that's what people call customers now) who for many reason I can't stand.
	I have a 'client' (that's what people call customers now) who for many reason I can't stand.He spends very little money with my company, but expects the same care and service my decent accounts get, he's always late paying, and when you answer the phone to him he is one of those pricks who expects you to know who he is without the luxury of an introduction. Despite my deliberately treating him poorly, ripping him off, not sending full orders and taking days to get him answers on stuff, he will not fuck off. He's got a silly name too. I hope he dies.
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 21:34, Reply)
 He is white. As I understand he is also one of those 'no hairs' too. Apparently he has no eyebrows. That's the word on the street.
	He is white. As I understand he is also one of those 'no hairs' too. Apparently he has no eyebrows. That's the word on the street.(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 21:39, Reply)
 One of our neighbours laughs after everything he says.
	One of our neighbours laughs after everything he says. Hi...hahaha.
Going to rain.hahaha.
Just rained...hahha.
My children have died...hahah.
It drives me fucking crazy to the extent I actually look out the window before going out in case he's anywhere round. He's a fucking patient too.
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 21:52, Reply)
 The old prick next door to me is a pain.
	The old prick next door to me is a pain.He's a moany old gossip, slags me off to the other neighbour and vice versa. Cos I work away I have managed to avoid him for probably a year, but in the summer he has a habit of standing out the front waiting to ensnare passers by to moan and complain to. I hope he dies.
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:00, Reply)
 Neighbours are cunts generally.  Mine wasn't a patient of ours till he discovered Iwas a doctor apparently. I mentioned it to him a few weeks later he was in my fucking  consulting room.
	Neighbours are cunts generally.  Mine wasn't a patient of ours till he discovered Iwas a doctor apparently. I mentioned it to him a few weeks later he was in my fucking  consulting room.(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:10, Reply)
 The other side ones are alright, as I made a decision not to talk to them or become too friendly.
	The other side ones are alright, as I made a decision not to talk to them or become too friendly.I did that before with some and they kept 'popping round' , asking favours and slipping notes through the door asking me if I fancied a pint. I'm glad they moved/died.
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:12, Reply)
 Notes asking if you fancied a pint?
	Notes asking if you fancied a pint?Sounds like homosexual grooming mate.
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:13, Reply)
 Possibly. They weren't from here and moved down from London, so didn't know anyone. I imagine you did the same when you moved to York
	Possibly. They weren't from here and moved down from London, so didn't know anyone. I imagine you did the same when you moved to York Difference being I did meet the bloke for a beer
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:14, Reply)
 nah, when I moved to York I knew some people anyway from school and all I needed was the number of a decent dealer.
	nah, when I moved to York I knew some people anyway from school and all I needed was the number of a decent dealer.made loads of friends when I started work at one of York's largest employers innit bruv
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:21, Reply)
 Yeah well I didn't do a levels, that is why I'm a bit 'Jason' innit.
	Yeah well I didn't do a levels, that is why I'm a bit 'Jason' innit.(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:35, Reply)
 you mean there's more than one Jason?
	you mean there's more than one Jason?I've been lied to all these years.
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:44, Reply)
 When I said 'Jason" I was implying 'thick as pigshit'
	When I said 'Jason" I was implying 'thick as pigshit'I apologise if this wasn't made clear enough for your simpleton brain.
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:47, Reply)
 My neighbour is a massive student house. I get new batches of cunts every year or so.
	My neighbour is a massive student house. I get new batches of cunts every year or so.The ones at the minute aren't bad but the ones before always partied mid-week.
Good job my plastic screw on ears come out at night.
Upstairs neighbours have always been ok. Got a Kawasaki riding Arab lad there at the minute. Seems nice enough. Always at the Mosque.
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:14, Reply)
 Do you think it's because, as your patient; he's had your finger up his bum or summat, so he feels nervous and awkward having to see you around where he lives?
	Do you think it's because, as your patient; he's had your finger up his bum or summat, so he feels nervous and awkward having to see you around where he lives?(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:15, Reply)
 I have a friend of a friend who I was introduced to as she lives near me
	I have a friend of a friend who I was introduced to as she lives near meShe is the most whiny, self involved cunt I have ever met. Always an issue with her, she is always sick or moaning about her job.
Her facebook updates (of which there are many) are so self indulgent it makes me bristle.
she always uploads selfies of her pouty self and her long-suffering, bong eyed boyfriend.
Generally I don't suffer fools or cretins but I'm keeping her as a testament to how bad I could have it.
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:06, Reply)
 I think he should just tell Swipe to fucking stop whining and get on with it.
	I think he should just tell Swipe to fucking stop whining and get on with it.(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 7:15, Reply)
 WOAH!
	WOAH!My internet witterings aren't really a good representation of myself
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:15, Reply)
 Mine are. I'm exactly like this in real life. Everything i do, say and repeat on here is absolute factual truth and in no way pissing about online.
	Mine are. I'm exactly like this in real life. Everything i do, say and repeat on here is absolute factual truth and in no way pissing about online.(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:17, Reply)
 I think you are quiet in real life, and not as funny, but as if not more boring.
	I think you are quiet in real life, and not as funny, but as if not more boring.(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:23, Reply)
 I can when I play your record and read your posts at the same time.
	I can when I play your record and read your posts at the same time.(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:27, Reply)
 Errrgh I bet you touch yourself at the same time you filthy deviant
	Errrgh I bet you touch yourself at the same time you filthy deviant(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:29, Reply)
 You lack the intelligence to convincingly create an online persona removed from your own vapid and inane personality.
	You lack the intelligence to convincingly create an online persona removed from your own vapid and inane personality.(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:17, Reply)
 I am as nice, probably as 'thick' also.
	I am as nice, probably as 'thick' also.I dunno mind. My other half is very intelligent and we always end up having quite in depth stoned chatter.
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:23, Reply)
 yeah, stoned chatter is renowned for its intellectual rigour innit Jase
	yeah, stoned chatter is renowned for its intellectual rigour innit Jase(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:25, Reply)
 Never put the world to rights when wrecked?
	Never put the world to rights when wrecked?some of those ideas make sense!
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:27, Reply)
 Really? They make sense?
	Really? They make sense?Do they though? Do they?
I was a massive caner from about 14/15 until about 30 and I never won no Nobel prizes, knawotimean bruv?
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:28, Reply)
 I too dislike people when I recognise my own negative traits in them.
	I too dislike people when I recognise my own negative traits in them.(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:12, Reply)
 There's a word for this but I can't remember it, that was my point exactly anyway.
	There's a word for this but I can't remember it, that was my point exactly anyway.(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:13, Reply)
 nice work
	nice workI want a pair of those skull cufflinks by Butler and Wilson.
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:24, Reply)
 There's a jacket by The Hundreds which is at the top of my list
	There's a jacket by The Hundreds which is at the top of my listAnd a hat by Indecision.
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:27, Reply)
 There's another pair of timberlands I didn't buy in time and now they only have them in a size fucking six
	There's another pair of timberlands I didn't buy in time and now they only have them in a size fucking six(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:28, Reply)
 Unisex bruv, you must know about women's feet sizes because of your weird fetish
	Unisex bruv, you must know about women's feet sizes because of your weird fetish(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:34, Reply)
 
	 I imagine you being a bit of a loner Dozer, considering the fact you spend most of your time feeling superior to folk.
I can't see people standing for your ways in reality.
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:16, Reply)
 au contraire, my homosexual friend, I have plenty of friends and in real life am nowhere near this much of a tosser.
	au contraire, my homosexual friend, I have plenty of friends and in real life am nowhere near this much of a tosser.I'm surprised that a man with your intelligence didn't realise this already.
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:18, Reply)
 I have a friend of a friend.
	I have a friend of a friend.He's really good looking, impeccable taste in music, chicks dig him, he's aged incredibly well (gets better with age in fact), is really smart, pretty funny and knows his oats in a fair few subjects.
I can't stand him, the smug, elitist fucking prick.
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:16, Reply)
 ooh the perfect socks
	ooh the perfect sockswww.indcsn.com/shop/accessories/get-fucked-socks-greenred
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 23:16, Reply)
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