I love you dearly Jay,
But you are a little daft sometimes. Visit Scotland to see the northern lights.

My dad is convinced planes can't fly. Bonkers old racist that he is.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:14, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

It is a bit implausible, if you think about it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:16, Reply)

What aeroplanes or thicky Jay or Northern lights.
If it's the plane thing my father has quite an in depth theory about all the planes you seem to get on.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:19, Reply)

I'd like to have a drink with him and hear his thoughts.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:21, Reply)

That's some skill!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:23, Reply)

I can read people's auras and all

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:24, Reply)

Witchery!
Drown him!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:26, Reply)

+n ra
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:31, Reply)

wtf are auns?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:41, Reply)

I think she was going for anus

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:45, Reply)

you'd know

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:46, Reply)

that'd be you!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:46, Reply)

I am at one with my daftness.
I tend to blurt things out without doing any research or giving any thought.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:17, Reply)

The concrete harbours from D-Day are a bit of a mindfuck

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:18, Reply)

How so?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:20, Reply)

What Mulberry Harbour?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:25, Reply)

Yeah
Just getting a fuckload of concrete to float across the channel
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:28, Reply)

Basic physics mate
An object in a fluid experiences an upward force equal to the weight of the fluid displaced by the object.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:30, Reply)

I know, but the thought of it is just mental

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:30, Reply)

did you ever hear about the plan to make ships out of ice and sawdust
I thought that was nuts
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:33, Reply)

WOAH

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:48, Reply)

How about this then?
en.www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pykrete
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:35, Reply)

or
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pykrete
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:50, Reply)

oops, converted wrong from mobile

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:29, Reply)

Bit like the bumble bees thing
I am pretty sure that a while ago someone proved that the lift created by the angle of attack on the wing wouldn't generate sufficient lift for flight.

(But he was bonkers)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:18, Reply)