4 mile run tonight
Calf's football tomorrow, followed by birthday party to attend. Kids swimming lessons on Sunday, roast chicken dinner

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Very odd - was on Daily Fail a few months ago though

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Great North Run - the last two miles
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:21, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

That long uphill mile towards the end is a fucker.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:26, Reply)

Yeah, that did me right in, that did
My trick was to spot someone further ahead and run past them, then pick another person, etc.

Didn't help when my Mam and Dad fucking rang me to ask where I was
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:27, Reply)

I'm disappointed that I had to cancel taking part last year, however having a foot in plaster wasn't exactly helping me train.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:32, Reply)

that's stunned's excuse
come up with your own, you rampant little hobo
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:34, Reply)

This year?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:39, Reply)

He'll need to come up with a new excuse for this year.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:40, Reply)

You going to sign up & run it?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:48, Reply)

Good Lord no.
Running is so undignified.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:48, Reply)

competition is not good for the community spirit
why can't you all just sit in a big circle and clap hands?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:48, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2183961
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:50, Reply)

Have we had a Freaky Friday here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:50, Reply)

Part of me is tempted. Part of me can't be bothered.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:45, Reply)

I missed out on the Daily Mirror ballot but am in the normal one
If that fails, I'll do a charity place
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:50, Reply)

Both times I ran it I did charity placements.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:50, Reply)

I did that last year

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:51, Reply)

I have heard that you do a lot of work for charity.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:51, Reply)

I don't like to talk about it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:52, Reply)

We dont like to talk about it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:52, Reply)

They don't like to talk about it

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:54, Reply)

tggi^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:54, Reply)

You don't like to talk about it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:54, Reply)

Look, can everyone stop talking about this?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:55, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2184043
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:55, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2184045
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:56, Reply)

Never mentioned it

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:56, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Azcy9_F0DCE
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:57, Reply)

NO ROD CHAT

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:58, Reply)

They really should talk about it

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:57, Reply)

^upset^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:57, Reply)

He don't wanna tawk abaht it
*Eastenders drums*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:59, Reply)

GEHT AHT MOI PAB!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:00, Reply)

Wass goin on?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:01, Reply)

Somebody's chored one of my motors!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:02, Reply)

You aint moi MUVVA!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:02, Reply)

"RIKKAAYYY!!"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:06, Reply)

Another one of my favourite bits of Internet
youtu.be/ZAcG4LVoqBg
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:04, Reply)

This wins the Friday internet

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:18, Reply)

It's brilliant

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:20, Reply)

I can't stop listening to it!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:20, Reply)

It works incredibly well

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:26, Reply)

I had that with the badger song

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:28, Reply)