Didn't see my daughter this weekend as my ex took her to Cambridgeshire.
My stupid ex couldn't work the sat nav, so called me shouting & crying that she didn't know which motorway she was on. This, of course, was my fault. FFS.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 9:28, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Women always expect you to be able to give directions without knowing where you are directing them from.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 9:29, Reply)

Apparently it was my fault for buying a car that has a nav system that she can't understand.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 9:30, Reply)

I guess they just put a gajillion signs up on the motorways for a larf these days
cos no fucker seems to have the ability to read them.
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 9:34, Reply)

Tell her to buy a map

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 9:37, Reply)

She's female.
Women can't read maps. Fact.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 9:39, Reply)

this^
Mrs Cow has NO sense of direction (or smell)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 9:41, Reply)

or taste in men

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 10:05, Reply)

Zing.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 10:06, Reply)

indeed

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 10:07, Reply)

Is here all week.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 10:12, Reply)

at least someone is

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 10:14, Reply)

I am too (apart from Thursday afternoon)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 10:17, Reply)